Sunday, July 3, 2011
Friday, June 24, 2011
When you live in Hawaii where do you go on vacation? Part II
The second part of my trip began with a drive down the Oregon and California coastline in the rain while being sick to a conference in San Francisco. It then involved attending said conference, eating enormous quantities of amazing food, and hanging out with friends. Finally, it involved gearing up for the two weeks of climbing.
I met up with my friends Lizz, Dan, and Pat for the climbing part. Let me do a bit of character development for those of you who do not know Lizz, Dan and Pat. Lizz and Dan both live in Hawaii and flew out for the trip. Pat used to live in Hawaii but recently moved to the Bay area. Our group included one college professor (me), two engineers, one who is in the coast guard, and one professional bassoonist – I will leave who is who for you to decide.
Lizz is a fearless and strong climber and I wish I could be like her. She just climbs the most amazing things without seeming to exert any effort at all.
[Lizz with bouldering pad]
Pat is among the more tenacious climbers I have met and spent a lot of time saying, “I’m done…” “I’m really done now…” only to get on some other really hard boulder problem and finish it. I quit believing him when he said he was tired after our first day of bouldering.
[Pat doing a heel hook on a V5 problem]
Dan is a great climber who is incredibly calm under pressure. He sort of has one emotive register. Early on in the trip, Dan said that it isn’t that he doesn’t feel emotions, but that they all get expressed in the same tone of voice. It is hard to communicate this particular character trait in words, but imagine someone who sounds the same when they are super excited or super angry. I say all this because it is important foreshadowing.
[Actually, Dan is coming DOWN here]
These are folks I know from climbing in Hawaii and they all climbed together for several years. They also do things like compete over how many times they can do lift their legs to their heads while hanging from the ceiling of a bouldering wall. In other words, it was very nice of them to let me come along given I can’t really lift my legs even once over my head.
In other words, I am clearly the weakest link, which I generally don’t mind.
Let me elaborate. I don’t consider myself to be a boulderer and this was actually my first time bouldering outside. Furthermore, while I have done lots of traditional climbing over the years, my trad skills are limited by my total lack of confidence in placing gear that would actually save me in a fall. I generally approach traditional climbing (which requires the placing of your own protection as you go up) as a form of soloing with 20 pounds of camming devices hanging from your body. I consider all gear I place to be for my psychological benefit in getting through a difficult section and not as protection from a fall. I can hold my own as a sport climber (bolted climbing) but I knew that Yosemite was going to be a huge challenge for me.
I normally don’t narrate climbing trips because I do them so often and I think they are interesting only to other climbers. Also, they involve a lot of technical jargon that is difficult not to use and it is hard to avoid the play-by-play "then I did this move" sort of thing. So, feel free to just skip the rest of this post, which is mostly about climbing with a few bears making an appearance.
The short version is: I did lots of climbing, had a friend solo (meaning he climbed without being roped in) a climb along side us as we did the same climb with gear, saw some bears, did my first pendulum lead, followed one of the scariest traverses I’ve ever done, did NOT get better at climbing chimneys, had one epic climbing day involving bivvying overnight, learned that I can trust my gear, learned that being thirsty is no fun, didn’t shower for 11 days, had the best Bloody Mary’s ever, got stuck in a two hour traffic jam in Yosemite park, met a guy who fell off El Capitain, was airlifted to the hospital and was back in the valley the next day, got bit by a tick for the first time (to my knowledge), did a 13 mile hike that culminated in running through the deluge that was the mist from a waterfall (my only shower for the trip), got to sit in hot springs (do hot springs ALWAYS come with a weird old naked guy?) and much more.
Now, if you want the details, read on.
When we all converged in San Francisco to begin the trip, the weather was not cooperating in the Valley (which is what we hip people call Yosemite National Park) and so instead of heading straight up to Yosemite, which had been the original plan, we drove to Bishop, California – home of the Buttermilks as well as Owens River Gorge.
For those of you who are not climbers – the Buttermilks is a bouldering area. Bouldering consists of climbing smaller rocks without ropes. Your partners spot you, to help direct your fall and you bring along your own pads, which you should attempt to fall on. Of course it isn’t clear that the pad will do much good 20 feet off the ground. Also, they are small and have to be positioned just right to be of any use at all. At a certain point, you just don’t want to fall off a boulder problem. Everyone but me was a very accomplished boulderer.
[Lizz climbing some problem or another]
I managed to get a few easy problems, but it turns out I just don’t have the drive to try very hard. I liked looking at the problems, but I didn’t care if I finished them. Bouldering is rated on a scale from V0-V16 (if you want to learn more about rating systems, check out Wikipedia). I managed to get a V2, just to give you an idea of how pathetic I am.
Pat and Lizz are both masters of the climbing technique known as the “heel hook.” They would say things like, “heel hook there, it makes it super stable.” When I tried this move, it just felt like I was going to pop my hamstring right off my leg. I can use a very small heel hook, but not one over my head. Dan is so strong he doesn’t need to do heel hooks.
[Lizz doing a heel hook, but barefooted -- didn't need her feet for this one]
Bouldering was an interesting experience and some problems were more to my style than others. Owen’s River Gorge was also amazing – really fun sport climbs that were just a pleasure to climb. However, even I would be bored trying to narrate sport climbing routes -- they are fun, short, and flow really nicely. Staying in the shade made climbing here pretty doable.
[Looking into Owens River Gorge]
The first three days flew by and then it was time to head to the valley to do some real climbing. Yosemite is an amazing place and in North American climbing, it is sort of a birthplace for the sport. U.S. climbs are rated on the Yosemite Decimal System – indicating that what happened in the valley was pretty essential to climbing in the U.S.
[Waterfalls in Yosemite -- they were at a 40 year high in terms of volume]
[View of Half-dome -- we didn't climb on it]
[If you look closely you can see the bear -- one also walked right past us while we were climbing, but I didn't have my camera with me at the time.]
After the chore of finding camping in the most crowded National Park I’ve ever been to, we spent the first several days doing smaller multi-pitch climbs and generally getting used to the rock and climbing cracks. Granite is great rock, but tends to require technique in crack climbing and friction face climbing – the opposite of the techniques used in many other types of climbing. Also, because much of the ratings were done in the 50s-70s, before people thought you could climb harder than 5.9, you can’t take even the easiest of climbs for granted here.
Most of what we did was 5.8 or below, Pat and I concentrated more on the 5.6-5.7 range, Lizz and Dan pushed up into the 5.8-5.9 range, including climbing this one five pitch 5.8 called “Nutcracker” with only nuts.
[Pat leading a 5.7 chimney on El Capitain - we only went up a single pitch]
While all the climbs were fun and enjoyable, there were two days of longer multi-pitch that are worth narrating in more detail because only the biggest climbing nerd wants to hear about every climb we did.
Let me provide a bit of climbing terminology. A multi-pitch climb means that a roped team climbs multiple rope-lengths to reach the summit of the climb. A pitch is a rope length (60 meters/200 feet is the standard, though many people climb with 70 meter ropes as well). Not all pitches go in a vertical direction – some pitches connect different vertical lines as traverses. The more rope between the climber and the belayer, the more rope drag and so often a climb will include a traverse to get to the next vertical section to avoid increasing rope drag more than necessary. To do this it takes a lot of gear.
Generally, to accomplish a multipitch route, you switch leads with each climber leading every-other pitch. There are other factors to consider – time, strength of the leader, speed at which people climb. Anyway, our first long multi-pitch day was on a moderate climb called “Royal Arches,” which is a 5.6 (with 5.7 variations) that is somewhere about 13 pitches long (with two traverses). Without going into too many boring details, the highlight of this climb include a really fun pendulum – where you tie yourself to a fixed line and then swing yourself from one side of the rock to a ledge on the other side. The scariest part of the climb was following a traverse pitch with no protection on a near-vertical friction surface. It was, all in all, a great day that ended with pizza and beer.
[Me looking DOWN on Royal Arches from the hike -- the climb we did that leads up and to the right under the arch-like features]
The day after we all climbed Royal Arches, Lizz and Dan went to do another day-long multi-pitch route, while Pat and I took a “rest day” by hiking 13 miles with 3200 feet of elevation gain that gave us a panoramic view of the valley. While incredibly beautiful, it wasn’t much of a rest day. We did get to stand at the top of some beautiful waterfalls that are running really fast right now. So, the next day, Pat took Lizz to the airport and Dan and I had a real rest day because we intended to climb another long climb the next day.
[The scenery is beautiful -- I have at this point gone over 7 days without a shower.]
After listing the multiple climbs that might be good to try, we settled on the North East Buttress of Upper Cathedral – an 11 pitch 5.9 climb. I was a bit concerned about this because most of the 5.9 pitches included chimney climbing and hand-sized cracks – my two weakest climbing techniques. However, Dan, in his calm and mellow manner, assured me that we would be able to make it through. It might not be pretty, but we could do it.
[Looking at the NE Buttress of upper cathedral spire -- it is the rock at the top with the sheer half -- we climbed close to that side]
With that in mind, we arrived at the trailhead at 8:15 the next morning and began the one-hour hike to the base of the climb. When doing multi-pitch, there is always a balance between hauling too much stuff and too little. To that end, we had one rope (meaning we were committing to completing the climb instead of bailing off), three nalgene bottles of water, two windbreakers, two long shirts, the climbing gear, one backpack, some food. As you alternate leads, you also switch who carries the climbing gear (the leader) and the backpack (the second). As the leader goes up s/he places gear to protect their ascent. The second then takes the gear out and upon arriving at the next belay station, all the stuff is transferred and the next leader takes over.
This climb was 11 pitches, with the hardest pitches at the top. I had forewarned Dan that I might not be able (mentally or physically) to lead the 5.9 pitches, so we planned that I would start the climb and then in theory, I would hit the first 5.9 chimney pitch first and we could test out what I was up to or not. Of course, it didn’t get that far, because I knew after leading my second pitch (third for the day) that there was no way I could do the 5.9 leads – I struggled through my silly 5.8 section, with run out gear thinking I might take one of the biggest falls of my life. When I finally got to the belay ledge (making lots of high pitched noises), the climbing party ahead of us had decided it was time to bail (I apologized to them for all the high pitched noises). Given that they had two ropes, they could still do this. As Dan noted upon arriving at the belay ledge, we couldn’t bail without leaving gear – which he would not do. So, it was upwards for us.
I led one more pitch – a really fun traverse pitch that set us at the bottom of the last 6 pitches. Now the fun began with Dan patiently beginning the lead.
[Dan getting ready to do the traverse]
The first of these pitches was a fairly straightforward one that was hard but not impossible. It ended in a very uncomfortable non-ledge at the bottom of the chimney/off-width crack section. It was the next pitch where the fun began. Dan started up, but the first crack in his calm demeanor was not too far away. He made good progress through the first part, pulled over a roof and went out of my visual line of sight. However, I could still hear him. This section was some sort of squeeze crack/chimney mess (we knew from the description), but all I could hear was loud moaning like someone in pain, really heavy breathing, with an occasional oath. Such verbal exclamations from such a calm person did not bode well for me.
Soon enough it was my turn. Chimney climbing involves putting your feet on one side of the chimney and your back/hands against the other and worming your way up through a combination of very unaesthetic moves. This is difficult to do with a backpack on – which as the second I was now required to haul. My first idea was to put the backpack on the front, which succeeded in choking me and getting in the way. So, after the first 30 feet I stop and rearranged. The second idea was to hang the backpack from my harness so that it dangled behind me. This worked remarkably well, but I kept worrying it would somehow come unattached and plummet the 600 feet to the ground where we would loose the worldly possessions we had found fit to haul up this rock (which I found out later included a eye mask for sleeping that I got from an airline and had been left in the backpack). Having 600 feet of exposure also provides extra incentive NOT to hang on the rope or fall (which I wish I could say I didn't do, the hanging part).
[Looking down from one of the larger belay ledges on the top half of the climb -- I pretty much stopped taking pictures after this so the rest of the trip is without photos.]
I finally made it up to the part where Dan had been moaning and instead of even trying to climb it, utilized my new found aiding technique to just pull on every piece of gear he had placed. Now, those of you who climb know that this is NOT good technique, nor is it something I would normally do, but sometimes pride gives way to survival. More to the point, when it comes to climbing off-width cracks and chimneys, I don’t even have any pride – they just suck. So, while it still took effort – I at least had something to hang on to while hauling myself and the backpack up that section of the climb.
I felt really bad that I had bailed on the leading and I kept apologizing to Dan for this, but the honest truth is there is no way I could have led these pitches, and if I had tried, it would have gotten dark while I was still on the first of them. Dan, being the calm and patient guy he is, just kept me on a really tight belay (at my request) and kept right on going. I kept worrying that I was going to pull both of us off the rock if I fell…but Dan sets good anchors.
Things went on in this manner until the final pitch of the day – again, a pitch involving chimney’s and off-width cracks. Dan started up, again in my view. It was here where the real profanity began. This pitch involved a 5.9 roof move and then more off-width chimney/crack climbing. As Dan neared the roof, something like “Jesus, fucking, mother of god, will you give me a break?” came out of his mouth. This was followed by a lot of other such exclamations along with some self-motivational discourse. I just stayed quiet because I didn’t want to disrupt his focus. However, when I got to this section, it wasn't clear HOW to do it at all -- and remember, this is only a 5.9!
It went on like this as Dan pulled the roof and went out of my sight. More profanity and grunting ensued until everything went silent. I figured silence was not a good thing and I was dreading what was to come.
Let’s just say that it is not clear to me how Dan climbed this pitch. My technique involved pulling on every piece of gear – then replacing it myself so I could pull on it again. That is, my technique involved doing this until Dan stopped placing gear. Yes, he essentially soloed the last 30 feet of the climb (meaning 60 foot fall minimum) through the 5.8 awkward chimney section. I could barely make it up since there was not gear to pull on. I guess the only good thing about soloing these chimneys (which were sort of small) is that you are more likely to get stuck in it and not be able to move than fall out of it -- or then go sliding down it scraping all the skin off your body in slow motion.
By the time I topped out, Dan was back to his normal mellow self, the sun was about an hour from setting, and we still needed to find the walk-off trail. We had been going for about 11 hours, including the hour of hiking.
We ate a small bit of food (first food since breakfast) and drank some water. We had hauled three Nalgene bottles (32 oz each) of water with us for the day and at the summit we had finished everything but the last 8 or so ounces of water. I asked Dan if he would like to finish the water, but he said we should hold off on that last bit until we got to the car, which turned out to be a great idea.
We packed up and went to find the trail. At this point we had ambitions to make it to the bar and pizza place by 9:30.
The sun set behind the mountains at 8:30 and the headlights came out. Somewhere around 9:00 we lost the trail. Since we had been on what we thought was the trail only moments before, we kept going down, thinking we would hit the trail at the bottom of the hill. Soon, we were bushwacking through the heaviest brush you can imagine – no trail, falling in the dark, but still descending. Finally, we pushed our way back to the cliffline with the idea that we would follow it around, find the descent gully this way, get back on track and out of there. This plan would have worked, except that we had come down the wrong side of the mountain to a place that did not actually hook up to our descent gully.
We should have stopped at the first bivvy site someone had constructed, but I blame our lack of stopping on dehydration and the belief we could still get out of there that night for pushing on. We should have stopped at the second bivvy site we found, but we saw a glade of trees a few hundred feet further on that we thought might give us a vantage from which to figure out where we were. Finally, at 11:30 pm, we stopped for what was the inevitable bivvy since 2.5 hours of bushwhacking through the most impossible shrubbery imaginable had left us pretty broken of a will to go back the way we had come. Thus, we settled down for the night in some bushes with a rope as a blanket and our helmets as pillows.
This was my first unintentional all-night bivvy and all things considered, it could have been much worse. First, it wasn’t all that cold and there was no wind, snow, or rain. Second, there were no bugs. Third, bears didn’t come to eat our food. Finally, while we were nowhere near where we needed to be, we also were not lost, we just needed to retrace our steps.
This doesn’t mean it wasn’t cold – 3 and ½ hours of bushwacking had left me pretty sweaty, which was immediately cold upon stopping. Also, given we only had about 2 inches of water left to share, I was more thirsty than anything. I blame this on being a mouth breather – I had spent some amount of time during the last few hours trying to remember to breath through my nose, but it just wasn’t happening.
I don’t think either of us slept all that much, but sleeping was probably the best way to pass the time before daylight. My thoughts went something like this when I wasn’t asleep:
Wow, it is cold.
I am really thirsty.
Trying to sleep on the ground on this steep slope is not very comfortable.
We traveled through really thick bushes, how come the ones we are sleeping in now seem so shallow?
Did a bug just land on my head?
This rope is not warm and has hooked on my foot.
I am really thirsty.
Wouldn’t it suck if we wake up 10 feet off a really popular hiking trail?
Now I’m sliding down the hill.
Water would be good right now.
So would beer.
I should breath with my mouth closed.
My leg is cramping but if I move it will get cold again.
I hate that we can hear a river and I remain really thirsty.
I think that Giardia might be worth a drink.
I forgot we had food in our backpack – what if bears decide to come and eat it?
I hope they don’t take the climbing gear.
The moon is really light tonight.
It is cold.
I am really thirsty.
Only two hours until daylight.
After a fairly long and relatively sleepless night, it got light enough to move again. Our first goal was to get to the top of the ridge, which only clarified for us that the way to get off the mountain was to retrace our steps and go down the right way.
We spent the next 2 and 1/2 hours doing this. Back through the horrible bushes and back up the original hill.
Finally, we found the right trail and headed down to the car, which took another 2 hours of hiking.
My primary topic of conversation during this time was how thirsty I was.
Dan had mostly stopped talking altogether. He apologized because he said he doesn’t do well without sleep. I thought there might be other contributing factors as well – having to lead 6 pitches of really hard climbing, not having any water, trying to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich without water (don’t try this – it is really hard, also cheese when dehydrated and without water is horrible), and then an extra 9 hours of hiking around in the bushes without a trail – all things that could contribute to not wanting to talk.
By the time we reached the bottom of the trail, I had reverted to what I call my “mountain scuttle,” which involves a hunched over shuffle. I had estimated how many minutes it would take to get back to the car and was obsessively counting them down. Dan took off almost running for the car where we couldn’t find our last remaining water bottle.
26 hours after we started off for this climb, we got back to the car, headed for civilization where our agenda included: 1) drink water 2) drink Gatoraide 3) eat a box of cookies 4) wait until the bar opened.
Then we had the best Bloody Mary’s of my life.
This adventure pretty much ended climbing in Yosemite for this trip. The next day was our last in the valley anyway and while I would have gone out to climb, it did seem a bit anti-climatic to do anything after our epic. Also, my fingers were pretty raw, mostly from pulling on bushes. So, we all headed back to San Francisco.
The first thing we did upon arriving, was to go bouldering. I actually think I might get to like bouldering after all!
Thursday, June 23, 2011
When you live in Hawaii where do you go on vacation?
Obviously, you head directly to Ohio and Kentucky, which is where I have spent the two weeks after the semester ended at UH. To the degree there has been a theme to this blog, it has been mostly when I have left the US, but going to Kentucky is sometimes like leaving the US and so I figure I might include it here. Also, I’m traveling for 2 months, which is a long time, so I figure I might as well document the experience, whatever that ends up being.
When I left Columbus, Ohio for Hawaii three years ago, I knew I was leaving behind some great people and a nice place to live -- at least it was nice during much of the year. I can’t say I’ve missed the weather in the winter or summer, but otherwise, I miss Ohio, specifically Columbus, quite a bit. Given I have not been back for more than a few days since I left, I wanted to spend some time catching up with friends and climbing in the Red River Gorge.
My original plan was to fly into Columbus, where my friend Joe and I would meet up and drive to Kentucky for a week. This plan immediately failed. Upon arrival in Columbus, Joe called to tell me that he wasn’t going to make it into town until Friday at the latest (three days after our intended departure to the Red). I wasn’t too upset since it gave me time to get some extra work done and visit lots of people. I spent most of my time catching up with everyone, realizing what a great place it was to work, and finding out what has been going on.
By Friday it became clear that Joe was not going to make it back, demonstrating that it really does no good to plan. Our original plan was to work on the cabin that Joe is building on our jointly owned land.
The jointly owned land is a long story in itself, but the short version is that we own 13 +/- acres of land in Wolfe County, Kentucky just south of the Natural Bridge State Park and very close to the Daniel Boone National Forest. We are also very close to Miguel’s Pizza for those of you who know the climbing scene. Our land is known as “the old Bush” property to the locals and to everyone else as “Joe’s property.” My own possession is overshadowed by Joes’ extroverted nature and the fact that I live in Hawaii.
[Joe a year ago on the land]
[Our bridge made by Ben and Joe]
Joe and I have co-owned the land for something like 6 years now and my last trip to Kentucky (on memorial day a few years ago) was to get Joe put on the deed, since for a variety of reasons, he wasn’t originally on it. The deed itself isn’t very helpful in establishing the boundaries of our land. One marker is a “large rock” and we are not actually sure which large rock this might be. Mostly this doesn’t seem to matter, though our neighbor is the evil land developer in the area who may try to encroach on our land, assuming we knew where it started. None of the boundaries in this part of Kentucky are all that clear and let’s be honest, it is all stolen land anyway.
When we originally purchased the land (Joe, myself and my now ex-husband Jim), there was an abandoned house and a trailer home on the property. We had deemed these uninhabitable, though indeed for some months a homeless guy named Eugene was living in the trailer and “helping” us deconstruct the house, which we were doing with hammers, crow bars and the help of locals who would come by and take anything of value. Eugene’s biggest contribution to the deconstruction project was to get drunk one night and light the thing on fire, which was evidently very exciting for the local fire department, since the house was still hooked up to the electrical grid when it burned.
Fortunately for us, the house burned to the ground. After that, we thought it might be a good idea for Eugene to make himself scarce, given the fact he was technically an arsonist, and in his absence, we tore down the uninhabitable trailer he had been inhabiting. That trailer, in good Kentucky fashion, had a bathroom pipe that drained directly into the small creek that crosses our land, which turns out to be the Middle Fork of the Red River. Also, the bathroom didn’t actually work because the toilet had been ripped out years ago.
[Middle Fork]
For the first few years of ownership of the land, we spent a lot of time hauling gravel around in a wheelbarrow making flat camping sites with the idea that we would have a camp ground. It goes without saying that to establish something like this would require someone to actually want to run a campground, but why let this get in the way? It generally kept us busy when it was otherwise too horrible to climb. Then Jim and I constructed a shed that had a sod roof that never actually grew. The shed was a great storage unit until it got broken into and over the course of a couple weeks, everything got stolen out of it. After that it just stood empty until Joe took it upon himself to tear the entire thing down, an act I still don’t understand, but which he claims has to do with the fact it was too close to the road and so it was too visible to possible thieves.
In response to the theft of all our stuff out of the shed, we did put up a gate. This gate has been functioning for the last couple years.
[Our gate: made from the cinder block foundation from the house and some of the 2x4s.]
At some point a few years ago, Joe also decided to begin building a cabin. This cabin is currently under construction far from the road and it will be hidden in the trees during the times of year when the trees will hide it. I’ve suggested that Joe paint a camouflage mural so that it will blend in during the rest of the year. My other idea was a snake pit, but Joe is afraid of snakes. To get to the cabin you have to walk up the hill along this single track path. It is a lot of work to haul stuff up and down from the cabin site, so maybe it will keep people from ultimately stealing everything we eventually put in the cabin.
I have been given periodic updates on the progress of the cabin, which is somewhat slow because the cabin is being built with a combination of wood Joe has purchased from a local hardware store and stuff he is getting off Craig’s list. The plans are a bit fluid as well, given the whole Craig’s list philosophy and the fact you can’t really frame in windows until you know what type of windows you are going to get. This past weekend, he finally settled on the height of the second story loft, though we did debate the fact that I thought a 7 foot ceiling was too short for the first floor – it would make it too much like an above ground Hobbit house.
So, back to the trip -- I was going to the Red with or without Joe, and so I called him and asked his honest assessment of the possibility he would make it at all. He assured me that he would fly into Columbus on Saturday and drive down Sunday, then stay for the rest of the week. Based upon this information, I drove down with my friend Hal, also a climber, current Otterbein geology professor, and cabin-construction helper. We took his car so Joe would have something to drive himself and then I would ride back with Joe.
The weekend was great – the first sunny nice weather since I had been there, and it was wonderful fun to get on the steep, overhanging rocks. Also, it demonstrated how much I am out of shape. We actually slept on the floor of the cabin since a temporary roof had been constructed over the frame (still no doors or windows framed in), which kept us dry during the night. Come Sunday, though, Joe was still not back in Columbus, but assured me that he would be getting on a plane Monday morning.
Instead of going back to Columbus with Hal, I headed to Lexington with my friends Shannon and Julie who were incredibly hospitable in letting me stay with them, especially since Monday turned into Tuesday, which turned into Wednesday. Yes, it wasn’t until Wednesday afternoon that Joe finally made it to Kentucky – a day before we needed to leave to head back to Columbus. However, despite the fact this was clearly not my original plan, it did work out rather well – I was able to climb with Shannon on Tuesday, where she was a great rope gun, given that it was pouring rain all day and we had to stay on really overhanging stuff I couldn’t really climb.
So, finally, Joe picked me up in Lexington on Wednesday where I was only a bit stressed from having been abandoned without a car or a clear way back to Ohio for several days. I like having an exit strategy at all times. We drove to the land and put in a few hours of work on the cabin – which involved hauling this truss up to the top of the ten foot framed in part of the cabin with a rope. The cabin is being constructed with a set of battery-operated power tools, a hammer, a saw, and a rope. When Joe needs a ladder he just nails a board into the frame.
We both were climbing up and down the frame, but mostly Joe went up. My job was primarily to hand him stuff from the ground and stand around saying things like, “I don’t’ think this is going to work.” Also, I had to haul on the rope at different times for different purposes.
Our first problem was that the truss we had just raised to be part of the roof was not square with the other truss that was already up there. At least an hour of trying to force it to align ensued, which included lots of hammering on it, attaching the rope to it, more hammering, and then finally, attaching the rope to a tree, and using a giant stick to twist the rope tight to get the beam into alignment. Of course, there was much hammering during this. Also, it bears noting that by “align,” I mean that Joe would sometimes hold the level up to his eye and hold it at the appropriate angle.
Anyway, the truss eventually bowed to Joe’s will and then we were off to dinner at our friend’s Russ and Renee who live in a beautiful off the grid house in the gorge. Russ has wisely stayed away from our construction project, but willingly gives Joe advice on what not to do. Their house is a picture of what homes can be. Ours won’t look anything like it, but we will have, according to Joe, a bathroom with walls made out of living bamboo. It is a new kind of living outhouse, still to be grown.
Our week of cabin building and climbing had been condensed down into a few hours over the course of Wednesday night through Friday morning. We climbed all day Thursday and then worked on the cabin again that night in an effort to get the second and much larger truss up onto the frame. This involved using the temporary roof beams, some blocks of wood nailed onto them, the rope, and Joe standing on top again while I pulled on the rope. My job also consisted of saying things like, “we need a ladder,” or, “we need a scaffolding” or, “we need something to hoist this with,” while holding the truss up on its temporary runway while Joe pulled on it from the top of the wall. Eventually, this truss too was in place, demonstrating that Joe is the McGyvor of construction work. Getting the second truss up took up the last remaining daylight hours, so we finalized the temporary roof and put all the tin back on it in the morning. Then we build the final truss, which even Joe acknowledged was too heavy for the two of us to lift.
[Joe didn't actually let me USE the big hammer.]
It is always sad to leave the gorge, but this time even more so since I don’t know when I get to come back again. I got to spend one last night in Columbus, where my friend Lisa hosted a great pizza party and then it was off to Seattle to get a car and begin the drive to San Francisco where I will attend a conference for a few days before getting back to the climbing part of the vacation. Given that conferences are boring and driving is only slightly less boring than conferences, my next installment will hopefully be at some point well after that.
So far, the themes for the trip include, try to avoid too much planning fails and also, no matter where you go, it is going to rain.
Thursday, December 16, 2010
Taiwan Part Two -- NOT climbing
Taiwan Part Two
The last few days in Taiwan have really educational and devoid of climbing. Joanna and I had spent the previous mornings eating copious amounts of bread but today we said goodbye Tuesday as she went off to do her lecture for the law school and I went to the lobby to await my guide for the day. As promised, I was taking an arranged trip to Kaohsiung, “a city of glamour” as their promotional literature says. It is really one of the biggest industrial bases of Taiwan with what used to be the third largest port in the world, which is another way of describing glamour, really.
My guide was a law student and assistant for the professor who had organized the trip -- Tsai-wen, or 楊采文, in Chinese characters. We were taking the high speed train, which goes really fast, but is evidently not as well used as the slower trains because of the cost. Upon arriving in Kaohsiung we were met by a student from the local university and a hired tour guide. I have no idea why the extra student was there. Tsai-wen had said he had read my articles and had volunteered to spend the day with us as a local guide, but I think that was just flattery since he was in sociology and working on local issues of ethnic identity. In the network of contacts that has been mobilized to make this trip possible, I think this poor kid got dispatched by his professor to make sure nothing happened to us. Vincent, the hired tour guide, had two masters degrees, one in finance from the University of Florida. Evidently, he used to work in the tech industry, but found guiding tourists to be more entertaining.
Our little troup then commenced a driving tour of Kaohsiung. We saw the stadium built for the World Games in 2009 – it has solar panels for roofs and is shaped to evoke the idea of a dragon. We went to a museum with an exhibit on contracts – which seemed like a strange place to take visitors, but then I wasn’t the normal visitor. We saw the Love River, which runs through the city and everyone is really proud of. Then, we went to city hall.
[My entourage at the museum]
Professor Ching-Yi Liu who had arranged this trip has connections with the city here and if I were to figure out an underlying motivation for organizing this trip, it would have been to give me exposure to the pro-independence part of the country and to hear from those who are most avidly anti-Chinese state control.
So, the just recently re-elected mayor is evidently very popular, at least according to her supports. She had been imprisoned by the government because of her activism back in the 70s. I think I met her, but I’m not sure – we met a woman who may have been the major who was leaving the office on her way to a meeting. It is an understatement to say I was pretty out of what was going on most of the day since I had no decision making power or ability to make informed decisions.
We did meet with a woman whose business card only said “advisor” on it. At this point I had run out of the business cards I had brought with me – a horrific mistake given how important the exchange of business cards is here. It turned out she was a Taiwanese expat who was black listed for decades and makes her home in Belgium now. When the government rescinded the black list, she began making the trip back to Taiwan every year.
We talked in the office about local politics and political history and then it became apparent that she wanted to join our group to go see the Formosa Boulevard subway stop. In fact, she insisted that she be able to take us there. Now, I am used to wandering around cities all by myself, getting lost, and eventually finding my way home on my own. I am definitely not used to having four tour guides in tow. This is as close to an entourage as I think I will ever get.
We all trooped out of the mayor’s office and back to the car. Now there were five of us in the Toyota and I was hoping we didn’t end up picking up another person along the way. Our new companion was telling stories about the political tensions regarding independence. When we got to the subway station, Vincent dropped us off and went somewhere with the car. I think he might have been just slightly annoyed at having his job as tour guide usurped by a political activist from the mayor’s office.
The Formosa Boulevard subway station is dedicated to the “Formosa Incident,” also described by the powers that be as “the Kaohsiung violent rebellious incident.” The Formosa incident was a political protest on the part of those advocating for democracy that was crushed by the KMT (the political party that basically ruled Taiwan as a one-party state post WWII). Those involved were arrested, some were sentenced to death, though had their sentences commuted to life in prison, and the event serves as one of the markers of political resistance as well as a spark for the eventual democratizing of politics in Taiwan. It is now commemorated with the largest stained glass circular ceiling in the world. The tube station also has a center for human rights and a small open university space inside.
[My entourage at the Formosa MRT station]
After seeing the station, our political advisor guide was dropped back off at city hall and we went on to see the remains of a fort from WWII built along the beach. They have a black sand beach here which is quite nice and some cliffs. I, of course, was much more interested in the cliffs. Our final stop was to have dinner with a professor from the university (and the advisor for the student who had been with us all day). There was some connection between this professor and the one who had arranged the trip, but I am not exactly sure what the connection was and nobody said. As an introvert, I was about at the end of my ability to manage on the social front around new people. However, everyone was really nice and interesting to talk to and the food was great.
[Picture of the city from the ferry to the fort]
I recovered from having to interact with people all day by promptly falling asleep on the high speed train back to Taipei. Hopefully I didn’t snore.
Wednesday was to be my climbing day and the day I had been looking forward to all week. Nobody here understood why I would want to go rock climbing and everyone attempted to dissuade me from doing so. Of course I woke to pouring rain. The guide I had hired, an American expat named Matt, said that we should drive out there anyway. He picked me up at the hotel and we took the hour plus drive to the coast where it was raining harder. He claimed it would be possible to climb the wet rocks in the rain – that the friction would be good – but suggested we walk the cliff line first and I could check it out. So we did that – getting soaking wet.
[This is what the rock looks like]
The tide was really high and so at one point we had to do a bit of boulder hopping (my least favorite thing to do) while timing it so the waves wouldn’t sweep us off the rocks. Matt said if I was pulled in that I should just stay calm because I would eventually get pushed back (it had happened to him once). There was also a really fun traverse about 30 feet above the crashing waves along a rock ledge. Some of the normal way was under water so we did get to do some mini-bouldering. We had lunch in a cave, finished the walk of the cliff line, then hiked up to the top to see the view and walk back down the managed trail. While this took about three hours – Matt was talking about the climbs and stories about climbers most of the time – it was pretty clear that climbing was not going to happen. He kept saying it was up to me, and I kept thinking I am not nearly hard core enough to climb in the pouring rain on wet rock, even though I had engineered my entire trip around these two days. In the end, I basically paid a guy to drive me to look at rocks and talk to me all day. It sounds kind of pathetic, really.
[we crossed down there]
[It seems like there should be a big circle with a red x through the picture]
The original plan was two days of climbing, but of course Thursday was pouring rain as well. I spent the day convincing myself I did NOT need the really cool Japanese-made laptop backpack for $400 US I had seen at the designer mall. Instead, I convinced myself I really DID need to save my money to buy a washing machine for about the same amount when I get back home. Thus, I went to the contemporary museum instead which cost the equivalent of $3 US to see. There were some really interesting exhibits of modern Chinese and Japanese artists, including an installation I could only call 1970s fluorescent soft porn. I also went to the climbing store conveniently located only a few blocks from the hotel where I got a guidebook for Taiwan. I may not be able to climb here, but I can look at the pictures!
For my final evening in town, Professor Liu took me to the hot springs. Now, my vision of a hot spring are pools of hot water outside, sometimes requiring a hike to get to them. The hot springs here are really spas… hotels where the water is piped in. Thus, we really went to the spa. Not having any idea what to prepare for, I did not come with a swimming suit. As we neared the hotel, I was wondering what the convention would be – in terms of what you wear in these hot springs. It turns out to be nothing. They are, however, divided by gender, so we were in the women’s public bath – which included pools of varying degrees of hotness, saunas, and this really cool rain pool which was like standing in a warm rain shower. I can now check hanging out in a public hot spring with a bunch of naked Taiwanese women off my list of things to do in life. Given that hot tubs are one of my all time favorite luxuries, this was a fabulous way to end a cold and dreary day.
The spa experience came with dinner where Ching-Yi talked about taking constitutional law from Obama and the current political situation in the U.S. We drove back to the hotel by one of the night markets, which I never did get to go to.
I’ve had an amazing time, learned an enormous amount, and promised all my new Taiwanese friends that I will take them climbing if they ever come to Hawaii – which may not actually be an incentive for them, given their reaction to my sport of choice. Of course, this morning as I pack, the sun is out and the rain is gone. I can hope, however, that I will be able to return to Taiwan someday and actually go climbing.
And I still have a business class return trip to look forward to.
The last few days in Taiwan have really educational and devoid of climbing. Joanna and I had spent the previous mornings eating copious amounts of bread but today we said goodbye Tuesday as she went off to do her lecture for the law school and I went to the lobby to await my guide for the day. As promised, I was taking an arranged trip to Kaohsiung, “a city of glamour” as their promotional literature says. It is really one of the biggest industrial bases of Taiwan with what used to be the third largest port in the world, which is another way of describing glamour, really.
My guide was a law student and assistant for the professor who had organized the trip -- Tsai-wen, or 楊采文, in Chinese characters. We were taking the high speed train, which goes really fast, but is evidently not as well used as the slower trains because of the cost. Upon arriving in Kaohsiung we were met by a student from the local university and a hired tour guide. I have no idea why the extra student was there. Tsai-wen had said he had read my articles and had volunteered to spend the day with us as a local guide, but I think that was just flattery since he was in sociology and working on local issues of ethnic identity. In the network of contacts that has been mobilized to make this trip possible, I think this poor kid got dispatched by his professor to make sure nothing happened to us. Vincent, the hired tour guide, had two masters degrees, one in finance from the University of Florida. Evidently, he used to work in the tech industry, but found guiding tourists to be more entertaining.
Our little troup then commenced a driving tour of Kaohsiung. We saw the stadium built for the World Games in 2009 – it has solar panels for roofs and is shaped to evoke the idea of a dragon. We went to a museum with an exhibit on contracts – which seemed like a strange place to take visitors, but then I wasn’t the normal visitor. We saw the Love River, which runs through the city and everyone is really proud of. Then, we went to city hall.
[My entourage at the museum]Professor Ching-Yi Liu who had arranged this trip has connections with the city here and if I were to figure out an underlying motivation for organizing this trip, it would have been to give me exposure to the pro-independence part of the country and to hear from those who are most avidly anti-Chinese state control.
So, the just recently re-elected mayor is evidently very popular, at least according to her supports. She had been imprisoned by the government because of her activism back in the 70s. I think I met her, but I’m not sure – we met a woman who may have been the major who was leaving the office on her way to a meeting. It is an understatement to say I was pretty out of what was going on most of the day since I had no decision making power or ability to make informed decisions.
We did meet with a woman whose business card only said “advisor” on it. At this point I had run out of the business cards I had brought with me – a horrific mistake given how important the exchange of business cards is here. It turned out she was a Taiwanese expat who was black listed for decades and makes her home in Belgium now. When the government rescinded the black list, she began making the trip back to Taiwan every year.
We talked in the office about local politics and political history and then it became apparent that she wanted to join our group to go see the Formosa Boulevard subway stop. In fact, she insisted that she be able to take us there. Now, I am used to wandering around cities all by myself, getting lost, and eventually finding my way home on my own. I am definitely not used to having four tour guides in tow. This is as close to an entourage as I think I will ever get.
We all trooped out of the mayor’s office and back to the car. Now there were five of us in the Toyota and I was hoping we didn’t end up picking up another person along the way. Our new companion was telling stories about the political tensions regarding independence. When we got to the subway station, Vincent dropped us off and went somewhere with the car. I think he might have been just slightly annoyed at having his job as tour guide usurped by a political activist from the mayor’s office.
The Formosa Boulevard subway station is dedicated to the “Formosa Incident,” also described by the powers that be as “the Kaohsiung violent rebellious incident.” The Formosa incident was a political protest on the part of those advocating for democracy that was crushed by the KMT (the political party that basically ruled Taiwan as a one-party state post WWII). Those involved were arrested, some were sentenced to death, though had their sentences commuted to life in prison, and the event serves as one of the markers of political resistance as well as a spark for the eventual democratizing of politics in Taiwan. It is now commemorated with the largest stained glass circular ceiling in the world. The tube station also has a center for human rights and a small open university space inside.
[My entourage at the Formosa MRT station]
After seeing the station, our political advisor guide was dropped back off at city hall and we went on to see the remains of a fort from WWII built along the beach. They have a black sand beach here which is quite nice and some cliffs. I, of course, was much more interested in the cliffs. Our final stop was to have dinner with a professor from the university (and the advisor for the student who had been with us all day). There was some connection between this professor and the one who had arranged the trip, but I am not exactly sure what the connection was and nobody said. As an introvert, I was about at the end of my ability to manage on the social front around new people. However, everyone was really nice and interesting to talk to and the food was great.
[Picture of the city from the ferry to the fort]I recovered from having to interact with people all day by promptly falling asleep on the high speed train back to Taipei. Hopefully I didn’t snore.
Wednesday was to be my climbing day and the day I had been looking forward to all week. Nobody here understood why I would want to go rock climbing and everyone attempted to dissuade me from doing so. Of course I woke to pouring rain. The guide I had hired, an American expat named Matt, said that we should drive out there anyway. He picked me up at the hotel and we took the hour plus drive to the coast where it was raining harder. He claimed it would be possible to climb the wet rocks in the rain – that the friction would be good – but suggested we walk the cliff line first and I could check it out. So we did that – getting soaking wet.
[This is what the rock looks like]
The tide was really high and so at one point we had to do a bit of boulder hopping (my least favorite thing to do) while timing it so the waves wouldn’t sweep us off the rocks. Matt said if I was pulled in that I should just stay calm because I would eventually get pushed back (it had happened to him once). There was also a really fun traverse about 30 feet above the crashing waves along a rock ledge. Some of the normal way was under water so we did get to do some mini-bouldering. We had lunch in a cave, finished the walk of the cliff line, then hiked up to the top to see the view and walk back down the managed trail. While this took about three hours – Matt was talking about the climbs and stories about climbers most of the time – it was pretty clear that climbing was not going to happen. He kept saying it was up to me, and I kept thinking I am not nearly hard core enough to climb in the pouring rain on wet rock, even though I had engineered my entire trip around these two days. In the end, I basically paid a guy to drive me to look at rocks and talk to me all day. It sounds kind of pathetic, really.
[we crossed down there]
[It seems like there should be a big circle with a red x through the picture]
The original plan was two days of climbing, but of course Thursday was pouring rain as well. I spent the day convincing myself I did NOT need the really cool Japanese-made laptop backpack for $400 US I had seen at the designer mall. Instead, I convinced myself I really DID need to save my money to buy a washing machine for about the same amount when I get back home. Thus, I went to the contemporary museum instead which cost the equivalent of $3 US to see. There were some really interesting exhibits of modern Chinese and Japanese artists, including an installation I could only call 1970s fluorescent soft porn. I also went to the climbing store conveniently located only a few blocks from the hotel where I got a guidebook for Taiwan. I may not be able to climb here, but I can look at the pictures!
For my final evening in town, Professor Liu took me to the hot springs. Now, my vision of a hot spring are pools of hot water outside, sometimes requiring a hike to get to them. The hot springs here are really spas… hotels where the water is piped in. Thus, we really went to the spa. Not having any idea what to prepare for, I did not come with a swimming suit. As we neared the hotel, I was wondering what the convention would be – in terms of what you wear in these hot springs. It turns out to be nothing. They are, however, divided by gender, so we were in the women’s public bath – which included pools of varying degrees of hotness, saunas, and this really cool rain pool which was like standing in a warm rain shower. I can now check hanging out in a public hot spring with a bunch of naked Taiwanese women off my list of things to do in life. Given that hot tubs are one of my all time favorite luxuries, this was a fabulous way to end a cold and dreary day.
The spa experience came with dinner where Ching-Yi talked about taking constitutional law from Obama and the current political situation in the U.S. We drove back to the hotel by one of the night markets, which I never did get to go to.
I’ve had an amazing time, learned an enormous amount, and promised all my new Taiwanese friends that I will take them climbing if they ever come to Hawaii – which may not actually be an incentive for them, given their reaction to my sport of choice. Of course, this morning as I pack, the sun is out and the rain is gone. I can hope, however, that I will be able to return to Taiwan someday and actually go climbing.
And I still have a business class return trip to look forward to.
Monday, December 13, 2010
Taiwan
It has been a bit of time since my last trip update. I think after the North Pole, it was difficult to figure out how to make my travels around the world sound interesting, given that much of my time was spent in conference halls, on planes, in hotels, and other such generic spaces. I did manage to traipse about this summer just a bit. I ended up in England for a week to attend the awards ceremony for the North Pole race, but also managed to go pub crawling during the world cup with what were most likely local football hooligans, if I understand that term correctly.
I also managed to get to Rio de Janeiro for a week during the World Cup where the conference I was attending had to be canceled the afternoon Brazil played Chile. Instead some of us ended up watching the event on a giant screen at Copacabana where I asked stupid questions like how many innings there were in a soccer match. Aside from many days in a copyright conference, I was also able to spend a couple days climbing Sugarloaf – one of the granite multi-pitch features located directly in the middle of Rio.
Given these trips happened so close to the North Pole trip, they didn’t seem all that interesting. Taiwan, on the other hand, has been nothing but interesting and as I sit in the executive lounge posing as an important person and waiting for the free cocktail hour (life at the top is very demanding and difficult), I figured I would use my spare time and free Internet connection to ramble on about my trip so far.
Several months ago, I was invited to attend a conference on Traditional Knowledge and digital archiving in Taiwan and of course said yes.
Evidently in Taiwan there is a level of respect for academics that simply does not exist in the U.S. because they flew me here business class, which has completely ruined me for economy air travel. I would like to think of myself as a cosmopolitan international traveler, but in reality I am more what Douglas Coupland has called a poverty jetsetter. It turns out that I am very easily impressed by things like real silverware, cloth napkins, seats that go all the way flat, and my own personal movie screen while sitting on an airplane. I was flying Korean Air and the airline attendants were very concerned when I ordered the bibimbap. However, after assuring themselves I could eat my food without too much help, they let me have my order. Despite being deemed incompetent to eat Korean food, I tried to pretend I fit in up in the elite section of the plane, but aside from the mother with the kid wearing gold Mickey Mouse ears, there were no other women in Business class. Actually, there was hardly anyone in Business class. Needless to say, the flight was so enjoyable, I didn’t really want to get off the plane when we landed – how often can you say that?
Arrival in Taiwan made me aware of an entirely new level of travel support. I cleared customs and headed towards the front gate assuming that my ride to the hotel would be nowhere to be found. In most cases academics are left to fend for themselves upon arrival – when I landed in Brazil, for example, the local organizers had sent us all instructions for how to take the public bus across the city to a different airport where we were to take a cab to the hotel. Here, not only was there someone to meet me, but I was immediately whisked away in a hired car to the hotel, ushered through the doors, taken to the executive floor where I was very quickly checked into my room. I managed to insult the guy helping me with my luggage by giving him a tip. I was given fruit. This all happened before I even had time to register that I had arrived. I then spent the next 30 minutes trying to figure out how to make the toilet work – it is a very sophisticated piece of electronics that seems destined for greatness. Also, as I learned the hard way, it only works if the lights in your room are turned on.
Our host, Professor Chris Huang, had made dinner plans for us and there wasn’t enough time to walk around too much so I stayed in my very luxurious hotel room. Chris took us out to dinner to a restaurant where I was able to try pork intestines for the first time. The dinner was excellent and we also were able to try the local beer – called Taiwan beer – to keep things simple.
The conference itself would only be of interest to those of you who care about intellectual property, which in my circle of friends is no one. So, I’ll skip the conference. My presentation was not that good, certainly not worthy of business class travel. I slaved for months on the presentation and practiced this thing multiple times. However, it turns out that if I slow down so that I can be translated, I loose my rhythm and forget what I want to say. Both the other speakers gave very nice presentations. We also were able to listen to translations of the papers delivered by people working on the issue locally, all of which were really interesting.
Our hosts took us to the banquet facilities on the research site for dinner. Taiwan is interesting politically because of the layers of colonization that have occurred here and the ways in which Taiwanese people are seeking to construct their identities in relation to these different occupying forces. There was an early period of Dutch colonization – and I always thought of the Dutch as such peaceful people. Actually, no one is trying to use the Dutch in their identity politics. Then, Japan controlled the island before China took power. Prior to Chinese political control, generations of Chinese-speaking people had already made the island their home. There are of course aboriginal people here (hence our conference) including 14 recognized ethnic groups, and up to 24 different languages. They have a place called the Taiwan aboriginal park where evidently you can learn about all the different cultures. However, much of this diversity is overshadowed by the presence of China.
Needless to say, I am not providing my novice/wikipedia Taiwanese history lecture for no reason – it relates to our dinner.
I give this background because I actually am not sure how to describe our food – it seemed like Chinese food, but it might be better to call it Taiwanese food. However, in terms of presentation and approach it was quite similar to fancy dinners I have had while visiting China. I am hoping this is not an insult to people from Taiwan. There were somewhere around 12 dishes brought out, no rice was served, and there were all sorts of interesting things to eat. The crispy duck skin that you put into a sort of rice tortilla was very tasty. I can now say I have eaten jellyfish and chicken testicles. I didn’t even really think about chickens having testicles, let alone things that were as big as what we ate, but there you have it. They didn’t really taste like chicken and I will add that none of the men ate the chicken testicles – some sort of statement of solidarity with the male chickens it would seem.
It turned out that the foreign speakers were not invited to attend the conference the next day because they had not ordered translators for that part of the event. This meant that the three of us who had been invited to speak had a day to do something in the city. Actually, our hosts decided we probably should not venture out on our own. Thus, a student was taken from what might have been her otherwise enjoyable Sunday and forced to go to the National Taiwan museum with three western academics. She was very good about it.
The museum was great. It had scores of Chinese art treasures – many of which were brought to Taiwan when Chiang Kai-shek (you should have seen my initial spelling of that one) moved part of the Chinese government to Taiwan, creating an incredibly complex political situation that has resulted in today’s cross cutting issue – independence from China. The museum houses enormous numbers of Chinese paintings, sculptures, bronzes and such. Much like visiting a museum on mainland China, I was struck by how advanced Chinese art is compared to similar periods in European history.
The museum was very crowded. According to our student guide, Emily, (not her real name, just her English name since westerners are hopeless at Chinese pronunciation), everyone at the museum was a tourist from China. The big and most famous piece on display was a jade cabbage. We were not able to see the jade cabbage because the lines were so long and the crowds so big. However, it seemed to be a huge draw – and there were lots of replicas of the cabbage in the gift shop.
Despite our failure to see the jade cabbage, walking around a museum with thousands of tourists was quite tiring. We headed back to the hotel and thanked Emily for her kind hospitality. Then took a brief rest before heading out into the streets on our own. Brad, a law professor from Australia, who had been here a few days prior to us knew the lay of the land and thus walked us through how to use the subway which saved a lot of time looking lost. Our goal, such as there was one, was to go to the Eslite bookstore by Taipei 101.
Taipei 101 used to be the tallest building in the world. It looks all the taller because there are absolutely no other buildings even close to its height anywhere around. It has, sadly, lost its status as the tallest building in the world. However, for a brief moment it helped define Taiwan as the place where the tallest building in the world is. It has also become a center for really fancy shopping.
We were going to a bookstore in the shopping district close to Taipei 101 – a bookstore that really turned out to be a shopping mall. It was the kind of shopping mall where, if I knew even a bit about fashion, I would probably have been impressed by how cheap I could get all the cool designer stuff. However, I know nothing about fashion and everything seemed really expensive. Joanna, the other IP law professor in our group teaches fashion law and knows all about these things. She was having a great time checking out all the different designer labels. Because we are all interested in intellectual property, we cannot go through a space like this without discussing all the trademark related issues. Nerds are nerds, even if they are looking at expensive fashion.
The bookstore ended up being a couple floors above the shopping mall. The other thing nerdy academics do is go to bookstores, even when the books are not printed in the language they read. I was successful in finding a few books by Taiwanese authors printed in English, which I bought for the plane ride home.
Brad unfortunately had to leave for home yesterday. Joanna was taken on a shopping trip in the city and I went to the National Chengchi University (NCCU) to give a lecture to a law school class on intellectual property related issues. The students were all very polite, but asked no questions. The faculty members who attended did ask questions, which was very nice of them. We all went out to lunch at a French steakhouse after the lecture that evidently has served all the important “blue party” officials. As I mentioned before, independence from China is the key issue and members of the blue party are pro-China. We had a good lunch talking politics and comparing university policies. The Taiwanese scholars at lunch, almost all of whom have degrees from elite U.S. universities, are puzzled by Sarah Palin, the tea party, and the current trajectory of American politics and were interested in my opinion about the wikileaks issue.
The lecture, lunch and getting back to the hotel took up the vast majority of the day. As part of the incredible and never ending hospitality of our hosts, another professor and co-investigator for the digital archive project has helped arrange a trip for me tomorrow to the southern part of Taiwan. Thus, I will be getting up early to take a bullet train to Kaohsiung, spending the day there, and then returning by bullet train late in the evening. I am really excited by the entire prospect and I am sure will have much more to write about that trip and my climbing (weather permitting) in the days to come.
I also managed to get to Rio de Janeiro for a week during the World Cup where the conference I was attending had to be canceled the afternoon Brazil played Chile. Instead some of us ended up watching the event on a giant screen at Copacabana where I asked stupid questions like how many innings there were in a soccer match. Aside from many days in a copyright conference, I was also able to spend a couple days climbing Sugarloaf – one of the granite multi-pitch features located directly in the middle of Rio.
Given these trips happened so close to the North Pole trip, they didn’t seem all that interesting. Taiwan, on the other hand, has been nothing but interesting and as I sit in the executive lounge posing as an important person and waiting for the free cocktail hour (life at the top is very demanding and difficult), I figured I would use my spare time and free Internet connection to ramble on about my trip so far.
Several months ago, I was invited to attend a conference on Traditional Knowledge and digital archiving in Taiwan and of course said yes.
Evidently in Taiwan there is a level of respect for academics that simply does not exist in the U.S. because they flew me here business class, which has completely ruined me for economy air travel. I would like to think of myself as a cosmopolitan international traveler, but in reality I am more what Douglas Coupland has called a poverty jetsetter. It turns out that I am very easily impressed by things like real silverware, cloth napkins, seats that go all the way flat, and my own personal movie screen while sitting on an airplane. I was flying Korean Air and the airline attendants were very concerned when I ordered the bibimbap. However, after assuring themselves I could eat my food without too much help, they let me have my order. Despite being deemed incompetent to eat Korean food, I tried to pretend I fit in up in the elite section of the plane, but aside from the mother with the kid wearing gold Mickey Mouse ears, there were no other women in Business class. Actually, there was hardly anyone in Business class. Needless to say, the flight was so enjoyable, I didn’t really want to get off the plane when we landed – how often can you say that?
Arrival in Taiwan made me aware of an entirely new level of travel support. I cleared customs and headed towards the front gate assuming that my ride to the hotel would be nowhere to be found. In most cases academics are left to fend for themselves upon arrival – when I landed in Brazil, for example, the local organizers had sent us all instructions for how to take the public bus across the city to a different airport where we were to take a cab to the hotel. Here, not only was there someone to meet me, but I was immediately whisked away in a hired car to the hotel, ushered through the doors, taken to the executive floor where I was very quickly checked into my room. I managed to insult the guy helping me with my luggage by giving him a tip. I was given fruit. This all happened before I even had time to register that I had arrived. I then spent the next 30 minutes trying to figure out how to make the toilet work – it is a very sophisticated piece of electronics that seems destined for greatness. Also, as I learned the hard way, it only works if the lights in your room are turned on.
Our host, Professor Chris Huang, had made dinner plans for us and there wasn’t enough time to walk around too much so I stayed in my very luxurious hotel room. Chris took us out to dinner to a restaurant where I was able to try pork intestines for the first time. The dinner was excellent and we also were able to try the local beer – called Taiwan beer – to keep things simple.
The conference itself would only be of interest to those of you who care about intellectual property, which in my circle of friends is no one. So, I’ll skip the conference. My presentation was not that good, certainly not worthy of business class travel. I slaved for months on the presentation and practiced this thing multiple times. However, it turns out that if I slow down so that I can be translated, I loose my rhythm and forget what I want to say. Both the other speakers gave very nice presentations. We also were able to listen to translations of the papers delivered by people working on the issue locally, all of which were really interesting.
Our hosts took us to the banquet facilities on the research site for dinner. Taiwan is interesting politically because of the layers of colonization that have occurred here and the ways in which Taiwanese people are seeking to construct their identities in relation to these different occupying forces. There was an early period of Dutch colonization – and I always thought of the Dutch as such peaceful people. Actually, no one is trying to use the Dutch in their identity politics. Then, Japan controlled the island before China took power. Prior to Chinese political control, generations of Chinese-speaking people had already made the island their home. There are of course aboriginal people here (hence our conference) including 14 recognized ethnic groups, and up to 24 different languages. They have a place called the Taiwan aboriginal park where evidently you can learn about all the different cultures. However, much of this diversity is overshadowed by the presence of China.
Needless to say, I am not providing my novice/wikipedia Taiwanese history lecture for no reason – it relates to our dinner.
I give this background because I actually am not sure how to describe our food – it seemed like Chinese food, but it might be better to call it Taiwanese food. However, in terms of presentation and approach it was quite similar to fancy dinners I have had while visiting China. I am hoping this is not an insult to people from Taiwan. There were somewhere around 12 dishes brought out, no rice was served, and there were all sorts of interesting things to eat. The crispy duck skin that you put into a sort of rice tortilla was very tasty. I can now say I have eaten jellyfish and chicken testicles. I didn’t even really think about chickens having testicles, let alone things that were as big as what we ate, but there you have it. They didn’t really taste like chicken and I will add that none of the men ate the chicken testicles – some sort of statement of solidarity with the male chickens it would seem.
It turned out that the foreign speakers were not invited to attend the conference the next day because they had not ordered translators for that part of the event. This meant that the three of us who had been invited to speak had a day to do something in the city. Actually, our hosts decided we probably should not venture out on our own. Thus, a student was taken from what might have been her otherwise enjoyable Sunday and forced to go to the National Taiwan museum with three western academics. She was very good about it.
The museum was great. It had scores of Chinese art treasures – many of which were brought to Taiwan when Chiang Kai-shek (you should have seen my initial spelling of that one) moved part of the Chinese government to Taiwan, creating an incredibly complex political situation that has resulted in today’s cross cutting issue – independence from China. The museum houses enormous numbers of Chinese paintings, sculptures, bronzes and such. Much like visiting a museum on mainland China, I was struck by how advanced Chinese art is compared to similar periods in European history.
The museum was very crowded. According to our student guide, Emily, (not her real name, just her English name since westerners are hopeless at Chinese pronunciation), everyone at the museum was a tourist from China. The big and most famous piece on display was a jade cabbage. We were not able to see the jade cabbage because the lines were so long and the crowds so big. However, it seemed to be a huge draw – and there were lots of replicas of the cabbage in the gift shop.
Despite our failure to see the jade cabbage, walking around a museum with thousands of tourists was quite tiring. We headed back to the hotel and thanked Emily for her kind hospitality. Then took a brief rest before heading out into the streets on our own. Brad, a law professor from Australia, who had been here a few days prior to us knew the lay of the land and thus walked us through how to use the subway which saved a lot of time looking lost. Our goal, such as there was one, was to go to the Eslite bookstore by Taipei 101.
Taipei 101 used to be the tallest building in the world. It looks all the taller because there are absolutely no other buildings even close to its height anywhere around. It has, sadly, lost its status as the tallest building in the world. However, for a brief moment it helped define Taiwan as the place where the tallest building in the world is. It has also become a center for really fancy shopping.
We were going to a bookstore in the shopping district close to Taipei 101 – a bookstore that really turned out to be a shopping mall. It was the kind of shopping mall where, if I knew even a bit about fashion, I would probably have been impressed by how cheap I could get all the cool designer stuff. However, I know nothing about fashion and everything seemed really expensive. Joanna, the other IP law professor in our group teaches fashion law and knows all about these things. She was having a great time checking out all the different designer labels. Because we are all interested in intellectual property, we cannot go through a space like this without discussing all the trademark related issues. Nerds are nerds, even if they are looking at expensive fashion.
The bookstore ended up being a couple floors above the shopping mall. The other thing nerdy academics do is go to bookstores, even when the books are not printed in the language they read. I was successful in finding a few books by Taiwanese authors printed in English, which I bought for the plane ride home.
Brad unfortunately had to leave for home yesterday. Joanna was taken on a shopping trip in the city and I went to the National Chengchi University (NCCU) to give a lecture to a law school class on intellectual property related issues. The students were all very polite, but asked no questions. The faculty members who attended did ask questions, which was very nice of them. We all went out to lunch at a French steakhouse after the lecture that evidently has served all the important “blue party” officials. As I mentioned before, independence from China is the key issue and members of the blue party are pro-China. We had a good lunch talking politics and comparing university policies. The Taiwanese scholars at lunch, almost all of whom have degrees from elite U.S. universities, are puzzled by Sarah Palin, the tea party, and the current trajectory of American politics and were interested in my opinion about the wikileaks issue.
The lecture, lunch and getting back to the hotel took up the vast majority of the day. As part of the incredible and never ending hospitality of our hosts, another professor and co-investigator for the digital archive project has helped arrange a trip for me tomorrow to the southern part of Taiwan. Thus, I will be getting up early to take a bullet train to Kaohsiung, spending the day there, and then returning by bullet train late in the evening. I am really excited by the entire prospect and I am sure will have much more to write about that trip and my climbing (weather permitting) in the days to come.
Thursday, June 10, 2010
The Race Begins ... and Ends
To the astonishment of the race organizers, we had all made it to the starting line and there was nothing to do but begin the race. The morning of the race there was lots of hugging and taking pictures and saying goodbye as if we were not actually going to see each other as we trudged north. Actually, the organizers had said that we most likely wouldn’t see other teams after the initial three hours of the race. Much like the claim we wouldn’t see polar bears, this wasn’t exactly true.
While we had been preparing for the race for some time, it seemed a bit surreal to be standing in the middle of nowhere with a start line constructed for us to go over. It raised questions as to the appropriate way to begin a 280 nautical mile race.
Scott, the media guy for the race, whose words of wisdom about “mind over matter when dealing with the cold” had stuck with me from our Norway trip because he had delivered them while walking us to the train station in a toga at night in the snow, had said that teams took a variety of approaches to the start. Some ran screaming towards the north, others milled about for a while before getting underway, others just meandered off. I was hoping for the mill about start – this seemed most suitable given our team’s strengths.
We were all waiting for Tony to fly in from Resolute to formally oversee the start.
[Photo: Plane coming in over the start line]
The plane finally arrived and then in a piece of cinematographic deception, Scott filmed us all crossing the start line, but pretending to cross the finish line, because he wasn’t going to be at the finish line and it was a nice day. I can guarantee that none of us looked so energetic when we did actually cross the finish line. Also, the winning team crossed in the middle of a really huge storm, so no sunny celebratory pictures during that finish. Besides being at the start instead of the finish, the terrain looks mostly the same.
Finally, we were ready to go and all lined up under the Extreme World Races banner waiting for the gun. Minutes before the start, Ellen’s pulk trace (the rope holding the pulk to the backpack) broke, solidifying our start plan. The gun went off, we all cheered, and then, sort of anticlimactically, everyone just started walking or skiing away. Strangely, one team headed immediately southwest and I wondered if they had been given some sort of insider information about going in the wrong direction. We, on the other hand, took up our position in last place, walked about 100 meters and then stopped to fix Ellen’s pulk, thinking we should at least make it over the starting line and away from the race organizers before making our first stop.
[Photo: Start of the Race]
Sixteen Days, Nine Hours and Twenty minutes later we finished the race, at least that was the official time. I’m not exactly sure how they calculated this time down to the minute, given nobody had a digital watch and there was no race clock, but I will take their word for it.
That is really all you need to know, so feel free to stop reading here. However, if you have nothing better to do, read on. I could, of course, at this point provide for you a detailed account of each of those sixteen days but really, after about the first four or five days, pretty much everything that was even remotely interesting had already happened at least twice and all we were doing was walking slowly north across sea ice. Not that the sea ice didn’t provide its own unique challenges, but we left the only bit of actual topography that required navigation on day four and then it was far less easy to get lost.
So, I will provide only the highs and lows of the race itself and not the daily details. Even so, this will still take somewhere around ten or so pages I imagine.
As we had been told, all the participants quickly turned into little black dots on the horizon going in a variety of directions. Strangely, despite the fact we were on sea ice, we spent the entire first day feeling like we were walking up a long sloping hill. I am not sure if it is possible for the ocean to freeze in an uphill direction, but if so, that is what happened. Other race participants confirmed this feeling later. Gary denied that the ocean had frozen, or could freeze, uphill. I’m sure this is some sort of arctic novice faux pas to even ask such a question.
Our team had painstakingly created over 20 waypoints to keep us on track over Batthurst Island, which turned out to be a good idea because we were never lost, never ended up falling off a cliff, and generally knew where we were at all times. Actually, a lot of sentences involving the map began with, “I think we are here….” Then, assuming that assumption was correct, we could pretend we knew where we were going next. Everything was much bigger than it looked like it would be from the map.
[Photo: Batthurst Island]
[Photo: Batthurst]
While the best teams only took two days to cross the island, those of us in the back spent considerable time on land. We had a couple meet and greets with each other along the way. For example, my team had mapped the exact same route as James Hooley (the only solo racer) and we saw his tent the first two nights before he just left us in the dust (snow in this case).
[Photo: Arctic Landscape]
The race organizers had warned us about following ski and snowmobile tracks because they were not necessarily going in the direction we would want to take. This is easier said than done when you are going in the same direction. Given we were the slowest, we were always seeing tracks. James’ were a case in point – we honestly were not following him, but it was hard NOT to follow his tracks. We decidedly DID NOT follow him when, for all intents and purposes, it looked like he had jumped off a cliff to his death. His pulk tracks just ended at the lip of this really steep cliff. Fortunately he survived and told me later that trying to descend there had been a very bad idea. We, I thought wisely, chose an easy descent into the same valley.
On the following track business, somewhere between checkpoint two and three we came across what could only be referred to as the Polar Challenge freeway – at least five or six of the teams had just joined the line and followed the tracks. We were not an exception. Who knows how many miles this could have added to our trip, but it sure made it easy not to think about navigation for a day.
We had a happy reunion with Team Shepperd and the Cheeserollers on day four. Their trip across Batthurst had been considerably more interesting. With only four waypoints, they spent one day going only 5 nautical miles as they tried to navigate around the considerable topography. They spent another day being followed by a baby Musk Ox for 11 nautical miles, listening to its plaintive bleats until it just laid down in the snow. In fact, it is my assertion that the Cheeserollers would have been contenders for first place, but for the navigation issue. Also, they stopped to role cheese down some ice features and I’m sure the first place team didn’t do this. You can watch the arctic cheeserolling on YouTube. Evidently, while a traditional practice in Gloucestershire, it has been outlawed for health reasons. No such constraints exist on international waters, so they cheese rolled away.
[Photo: The only color I saw the entire time]
Once the Cheeserollers passed us, they left us nice messages in the snow, not that we saw all of them because of course we were not following their tracks. However, they had clearly taken the highway too. It was fun to get the messages.
Our days fell into a routine. After quickly and efficiently setting up our tent (Dell and Ellen’s job), I would get the stoves going and begin to melt ice for water and food. We would eat dinner, melt our water, make our scheduled call to the race organizers, and be in our sleeping bags by about 9:00. We would get up at 3:00 am. I would then make breakfast, boil water for our hot liquids for the day, and melt more ice into water. We would pack up and be on our way, usually about 6:00 or 6:30. After pull pole at 6:00 (or so) we would proceed to walk very slowly for the next twelve hours, or sometimes thirteen, with breaks that just got longer each day. We would then repeat the process described above.
I spent all my time while in the tent sitting by the stoves. I learned to enjoy watching steam rise, ice melt, and water boil as the primary forms of evening entertainment. I also said, “what did you say?” a lot because the stoves were really loud and most of the time I couldn’t hear what was going on in the rest of the tent, meaning about six inches from me since the tent was pretty small. I managed not to burn any meals and only burned a small hole in the tent itself. I did, however, melt the lids off two nalgene bottles, rendering one of them unusable. We had been issued dog bowls to eat out of and one of these broke before checkpoint one, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t my fault – they were cheap dog bowls.
During the days, our travel schedule initially followed a 90 minute walk, then 3 minute break routine. We would then stop and drink and eat things. We also ate while we were walking, so drinking liquids was the primary goal of the break. We were supposed to be very militaristic about the timing of the breaks, but we never accomplished a three-minute break. After about day four, we kicked it up to a two-hour walk and a six-minute break, but even then we were not particularly militaristic about it. Finally, except for really bad weather days, we gave up on timing the breaks all together and I’m fairly sure they were about ten minutes. Finger numbness was generally the motivating factor to get moving again. Each break required about 10 minutes of finger warming afterwards.
Our general pattern of travel tended to be single file with each of us alternating with navigation and taking up the bear watching position in back. However, it became clear that our differential paces were gong to make travel incredibly arduous. For the faster walkers it was difficult to go slow and wait. For the slowest person, the days were a challenge of keeping up and only getting the scheduled breaks instead of the multiple waiting breaks we were enjoying, not that standing around getting cold is enjoyable. Depending upon who was leading, the distance between us would grow to such a degree that if a polar bear were to wander by, we would have been helpless to do anything about it. I spent considerable time in the back of the line in order to ensure that at least two of us were together, even though we were only armed with the bear sparklers. Dell usually scurried off well beyond earshot with the gun.
We found out later that Team Global Village had seen somewhere between 9 and 11 polar bears, been followed by the same baby Musk Ox as the Cheeserollers for 2 days and saw a slaughtered seal. The Cheeserollers and other teams had seen polar bears too. Team 1010, we found out, was charged by a polar bear and had to shoot the gun at it. We managed to navigate through what is called “polar bear alley” without seeing any polar bears at all. We did see a herd of musk ox moving quite quickly in the distance. Fortunately, they didn’t come near us since we had not been trained on what to do if stampeded by a musk ox herd.
I enjoyed navigating across Bathhurst and while the slowness of our pace was frustrating, it was off set by the fact there were hills to climb up and down and the map to check. I had known coming into the race that we would never win or be competitive, but I had thought we would race, meaning that at least some effort would be put into competing, which would inevitably require some amount of discomfort. Not so.
On day four, having only covered half the distance to Checkpoint One and needing to cover a bit over 50 nautical miles to stay in the race, we experienced a bit of a Lord of the Flies moment where the frustrations of going so slowly were openly vented. This happened during the middle of a steep descent into a gully. I am sure that courses teaching interpersonal team relationships could use us as a case study on how not to handle conflict.
I have empathy for being the slowest person on a trip, given that I spend a considerable amount of time climbing with people that are faster than me and am used to statements such as the following: “Debbie, if you move faster, we will get back to the car before tomorrow.” Or “Debbie, try to move your body in a forward direction instead of flinging your arms and legs sideways. It is more efficient.” Or, “Debbie, it hurts the same amount if you go fast or slow.” To which I tend to reply, “just leave me here,” because at the point these statements are typically uttered the idea of sleeping in the middle of the trail is quite appealing. While I am sure my many climbing partners have been tempted to do just that, they have all patiently waited for me to scuttle forward at an agonizingly slow pace. To them I apologize for my slowness and have a new appreciation for their torment. As a result, I tried to keep my comments during the team melt down to the more fact based ones. My contribution went along the lines of outlining the math. While I am not being very good at math, especially story problems, I figured that if it took us 4 days to go less than 50 miles and we still had over 50 miles and three days, things did not look so good for our ability to make it to Checkpoint One. Furthermore, if we had to melt ice for five hours a day, that meant we had to sleep less, walk more, or walk faster. We ended up walking more and sleeping less for the next few days.
As a result of the team melt down, I abandoned any pretense that this was a race or that I should try to compete as if it was. Instead, I decided that I was on slow amble to the North Pole. While the pace remained slow, at least the stress of having to try was lifted.
[Photo: Bathrooms at Checkpoint One]
After the team melt down, Ellen decided my nickname would be “JR” for “just right” as in “not too slow,” and “not too fast”, but “just right.” The three bears analogy also meant that I was “baby bear,” assuming baby bear is part of a dysfunctional nuclear family where papa and mama bear don’t really talk to each other and instead rely upon their child to mediate all communication. I preferred to also think of it as in I was always correct.
Given weather and terrain considerations, we spent a lot of time walking single file.
[Photo: Walking Single File]
You would think that spending time walking slowly north would provide ample opportunity to discover the meaning of life, your place in the universe, or puzzle through the big life decisions you need to make. Perhaps some people did these things.
For me, the internal conversation went something like this:
I’m so bored.
We are walking so slowly.
How could anything be more boring than this?
I need to think about something.
I know, I’ll think about the public policy syllabus I have to write.
…
That was boring.
Ok, do I have anything interesting to think about?
…..
Evidently not.
My life is a failure…
That is simply not an uplifting thing to think about.
…
I’m so bored.
Let me look behind for polar bears.
Nope, no bears.
Maybe I’ll drag my ski poles for a while.
….
That was boring.
Ok, I really should think about that syllabus.
….
I have an idea for the first part of the class.
I can’t stop and write it down.
Perhaps I’ll remember it.
….
Nope.
How many minutes until the next break?
Yay, boredom to stop in twenty minutes.
Let me see how long I can make this piece of candy I just pulled out of my pocket last.
I’m so bored.
I know, I’ll write a song describing our trip.
….
Crap, now I have a song that I made up making endless loops in my head.
It is a horrible song.
I’m so bored.
Are there any polar bears behind us yet?
Nope.
Maybe I’ll put on a different hat.
That took five minutes.
Wow, this fur microclimate thing really works.
Now I’m too hot.
I’m so bored.
Oh, there is an interesting piece of ice.
[Photo: Interesting Ice]
…
I’m so bored.
Now the clouds have flattened the light.
I didn’t see that hole I just fell in at all.
Now I’m bored and I can’t see where I’m going.
If I break my leg I wouldn’t have to continue.
But then I would be a quitter and I’d still have to walk to the next checkpoint with a broken leg.
I’m so bored.
Only 200 miles to go.
It went on like this for days. Literally.
That is not to say we didn’t talk. While Dell and Ellen didn’t spend much time talking to each other, I would spend time talking with both of them at different points during each day. Ellen and I talked about a lot of things, including the social construction of beauty, political philosophy, art, music and politics. We tried to tell each other in as much detail as possible the plot lines for movies we had seen and books we had read, which is much harder than it sounds. She told me The Shining with lots of little extra factoids. I told her the plot to Buckaroo Banzai: Across the 8th Dimension. I also told Ellen the basics of Plato’s Republic and promised an entire series of lectures on Western political philosophy. Rest assured, this did not make us move faster.
I also tended to go on in great detail about climbing trips I’ve been on or specific climbs I’ve done. I am sure this was as boring to Dell and Ellen as Western Philosophy. Unless you are a climber, hearing someone describe the moves to this really cool climb they did is probably up there with how to wire a house or do plumbing, except way less practical.
We did make an attempt to incorporate Dell into the story telling idea, but he had no interest in talking about the plotlines of fictional works. He preferred to tell stories about himself, he said. Dell’s primary communicative topics included his job, his life, beer, how much pot he smoked, how much things cost, and the fact global warming doesn’t exist. At the end of sixteen days, I had heard all of Dell’s stories more than sixteen times. Dell and I had basically the same conversation every day in my own personal version of Nietzsche’s eternal return, or the movie Groundhog Day, whichever reference you prefer. I think this probably had to do with how much pot he had smoked.
There were moments of epiphany during the trip that made for a better experience. At some point I realized that the lecture on how to dress for arctic conditions doesn’t have to be followed step by step – you can mix and match your clothing options. After that I wore more clothes.
One of the more significant epiphanies occurred during a break when I complained that we couldn’t really drink our drinks because they were too hot and we were burning our tongues. I was devising a complex scheme, involving heating liquids to different temperatures designed to have cooler drinks in the morning and the hotter ones that would cool during the day. Then we looked around and remembered what we were sitting, walking, sleeping, and sometimes skiing on – ice and snow. Problem solved.
A different problem emerged when the wind picked up, the clouds come down, and visibility was limited to a couple hundred yards. During conditions such as these, it was difficult to find something to point to for navigational purposes. One day, somewhere around day six, we were struggling forward under these conditions using the GPS, which tended to send us in big s-curves because of its sensitivity. Finally, we discovered that given the fact we wanted to head north and that the wind was coming from the north, it made much more sense to just point our heads into the wind and go. Problem solved.
Our days of walking did have some fairly nice moments. The sun never sets this time of year and instead circles around all day. In the mornings, the sun would be to the east, by mid-day it was behind us, in the evenings to the west, and then during the “night,” it was in the north. On a sunny day when you could see the snow and ice features, it was a beautiful and stark landscape.
I remember one moment when the clouds had lifted around mid-day. I looked behind me and the entire world was sparkling. The sun was hitting the snow just right. There was a different morning early on where the air was sparkling because the sun was catching the ice crystals caught by the light breeze. I saw for the first time ever a perfect snowflake – like the kind we make paper cut outs of but don’t ever really get to see. Furthermore, while ice rubble could be frustrating to get through, it was often beautiful and provided for interesting formations.
[Ice Rubble]
[More ice rubble]
Of course, not enough nice things can be said about the taste of a toasted cheese sandwich or the people who made these at each of the checkpoints.
Our days continued in the same general pattern with the exception of the two-day storm, which we hit right before checkpoint two but the forward most teams hit at the finish line. Because we were not racing, we had two very short days with high winds and no visibility, this wasn’t so bad because we just spent more time in the tent sleeping. We continued to slog forwards very slowly day by day, bringing us closer to the finish line.
Finally, we had about 26 miles to go and two days to finish the race. We had been navigating over the last bit of island and were getting ready to finish the day. Our path had taken us through this valley on a windless sunny evening and as we considered stopping for the night. Dell argued we should keep moving because it was so nice but Ellen wanted to stop because she was tired. I wasn’t tired and had been enjoying the weather, but I was also trying by this point to not win the race, since this was the only thing I could conceivably try to do. Thus, I was truly ambivalent about the matter of continuing versus stopping. After a rather tedious discussion, we decided to pack it in for the day, but then to try to finish the last miles in one long walk that would include putting the tent up for a dinner break. If we decided we couldn’t make it, we would just camp a few miles from the finish line and get there in the morning.
The fastest teams had crossed the finish line around the time we had arrived at checkpoint two. However, Team Global Village was still somewhere around because they kept camping within sight of our tent. They seemed to be on a more night-based schedule than we were, so they would show up after we went to sleep and we would be gone before they would get up. We preferred the “day” for walking. Another rather unexplained arctic condition is that even though the sun never sets, it is decidedly colder at “night.”
On this last day, Team Global Village passed us while we slept and we ended up converging at the magnetic North Pole. It was pretty fun to hang out on a beautiful sunny day at the North Pole, which was otherwise a very anti-climatic place. Given that its location is currently on ice, there are no markers or indications that you are actually there. I planted my ski pole in the ice to serve as something to take pictures of. It probably was not on the exact location, but close enough.
[Photo: Me at the North Pole]
[Photo: North Pole, perhaps]
After about an hour of hanging around (neither team was particularly time conscious at this point), we all set off together for the finish line which was still about 14 nautical miles away. We stayed together for about five hours, but then Team Global Village decided to head off and refused our offer of dinner. They went on to finish the race while we set up the tent and cooked dinner. At this point we realized we probably should have been having our dinners for breakfast the entire time – they provided more energy and didn’t burn off after an hour like the oatmeal we had been eating for 21 days. Also, we should have tried this setting up the tent for dinner thing more often. This epiphany was a bit too late to implement.
By 9:30 we were back on the ice for the final six-mile push. For us, this meant six more hours of walking at one nautical mile per hour (though we did end up doing it in five hours). Since we had been up since 3:00 am, this was turning into our longest day. In order to get us through the next few hours, I embarked on a lecture of western political thought. Since I had already told Ellen all about Plato, I began with Aristotle and two hours later had made it up to Locke. We were having a discussion about the labor theory of value and the meaning of private property when it was time for a break. Upon resuming our walk, both Dell and Ellen decided they preferred silence to my lecture. Understandable, really.
We finally reached the finish line at 1:30 in the morning and crossed over it before anybody noticed we were there. Then we sort of stood around waiting for somebody to realize we had arrived. Global Village had made it in a few hours before us and were asleep. There were no cheese sandwiches because the plane had forgotten to bring the bread. I was crushed.
We learned upon our arrival that all the rest of the teams had only just left that morning. The storms had made flying impossible and while we had casually been walking towards the finish line, all the rest of the teams had been sitting around waiting for a plane. Fortunately someone had brought a deck of cards. However, all of a sudden our trip didn’t seem so bad – much better than doing nothing for five days.
Not that there wasn’t anything to do – there was a nice peak I wanted to climb the next day, but we didn’t have time. Dell went out to see a wrecked plane. There was the abandoned “weather” station, meaning cold war military installation that we could look at. We had to walk through the installation to get to the runway and it was quite interesting– they left everything when they departed, the trucks, the buildings, the refrigerators full of food.
Unlike the other teams, we got a plane ride out the day after we arrived and were back to Resolute and real food that evening. More than the food, the shower after 21 days was divine. It was still another two days before we were able to leave Resolute for home, but these days went fast. Finally, after 30 days away from home, and 21 straight days of camping in the arctic, I landed back in Honolulu where life quickly got back to normal.
It has taken me some time to process the race and figure out how to tell the story. I had gone in thinking I would be physically challenged, which was disappointingly not the case. However, I had also gone in with an interest in confronting my fear of the cold – and came to realize that the cold is not that big a deal. Of course, as we all know, the temperatures were unseasonably warm.
People often ask what motivated me to do this race. One might ask, why bother racing at all. I thought about both these questions in my attempt to think something interesting while in route to the North Pole. As to my motivation, that is easy – if given the opportunity to do something new and see a part of the world I have not been, I will say yes. Typically this means I have to write a conference paper. Furthermore, unlike Dell, I do believe there is significant evidence that human-made emissions are having an impact on global temperatures and I wanted to see a part of the world that we have forever altered before it is destroyed.
On our way to Resolute we traveled with a guy named Tyler Fish who was on the first American team to make it unsupported to the geographic North Pole. This means that they spent 52 days on the ice, carried much heavier pulks (280+ pounds) because they would not get resupplied, hit open leads they had to swim across, and had to deal with ice drift. Tyler gave us a slide show about his trip before we left on our own. As he depicted in his slideshow – the arctic ice has been slowly shrinking in recent decades with 2007 marking the least ice ever seen in the region. While 2008 had more ice coverage than 2007, it was the thinnest ice ever recorded. In 2009, he said, teams making this trip didn’t have to swim across open water until day 45. In 2010 they were swimming in the first two weeks. In other words, the landscape of the region is changing and, sadly, my selfish desire to see it has contributed to that change.
On the issue of why a race, I look at it this way. Numerous books have been written about the 19th century expeditions to the North and South poles and their spectacular failures or successes. While clinging to the belief that western technology and skills were superior to those used by the local population, many North Pole trips have ended in tragedy. It should be noted that without aircraft, these journeys were considerably longer and often included having your ship frozen in ice for more than one winter.
Today, you don’t have to walk to any part of the most northern regions – you can just fly there. Furthermore, if you do decide you want to walk north, you can catch a ride on a plane to come home, as we did. We also have way better gear. In other words, to make something extreme by today’s standards means increasing the intensity of the experience, given that everything else has already been done. We are still trying to find the edge, but all the geographic and tangible edges have long since vanished.
You can see this phenomenon in other areas as well. In my sport of choice – rock climbing, people are pushing both the grades and the experience. The Eiger, for example, used to be one of the mountaineering test pieces of the Alps. It was recently soloed by a climber named Dean Potter who climbed its sheer north face without ropes, all alone, with a small base-jumping parachute on his back. I could go on, but you probably get the point.
Even someone as ordinary as me can now be outfitted with the appropriate gear to survive the arctic. Racing, it turns out, is a way of keeping the edge and pushing that edge. It also turns the challenge inwards, making it personal. Of course this doesn’t mean I want to race everything, but it does provide some insight into why something like Extreme World Races exists and why people would want to participate. On a more practical level, mounting your own expedition to the North Pole requires lots of planning and organization. Doing it this way means someone else books all the flights and worries about the details. This in itself is a tremendous value.
So, the last question I am asked is would I do it again? The answer is of course, yes, but only if I could race it this time. However, I also am ready for something different. In all the excitement of getting back, I missed the registration for the Canadian Death Race – a 147 km race with 17,000 feet of elevation change. It isn’t nearly as far as the Polar Challenge and it involves mountains, which I like. Also, it isn’t as cold and I wouldn’t have to ski, but significant pluses. I think that might be a good challenge for next summer. Who is in?
While we had been preparing for the race for some time, it seemed a bit surreal to be standing in the middle of nowhere with a start line constructed for us to go over. It raised questions as to the appropriate way to begin a 280 nautical mile race.
Scott, the media guy for the race, whose words of wisdom about “mind over matter when dealing with the cold” had stuck with me from our Norway trip because he had delivered them while walking us to the train station in a toga at night in the snow, had said that teams took a variety of approaches to the start. Some ran screaming towards the north, others milled about for a while before getting underway, others just meandered off. I was hoping for the mill about start – this seemed most suitable given our team’s strengths.
We were all waiting for Tony to fly in from Resolute to formally oversee the start.
[Photo: Plane coming in over the start line]
The plane finally arrived and then in a piece of cinematographic deception, Scott filmed us all crossing the start line, but pretending to cross the finish line, because he wasn’t going to be at the finish line and it was a nice day. I can guarantee that none of us looked so energetic when we did actually cross the finish line. Also, the winning team crossed in the middle of a really huge storm, so no sunny celebratory pictures during that finish. Besides being at the start instead of the finish, the terrain looks mostly the same.
Finally, we were ready to go and all lined up under the Extreme World Races banner waiting for the gun. Minutes before the start, Ellen’s pulk trace (the rope holding the pulk to the backpack) broke, solidifying our start plan. The gun went off, we all cheered, and then, sort of anticlimactically, everyone just started walking or skiing away. Strangely, one team headed immediately southwest and I wondered if they had been given some sort of insider information about going in the wrong direction. We, on the other hand, took up our position in last place, walked about 100 meters and then stopped to fix Ellen’s pulk, thinking we should at least make it over the starting line and away from the race organizers before making our first stop.
[Photo: Start of the Race]
Sixteen Days, Nine Hours and Twenty minutes later we finished the race, at least that was the official time. I’m not exactly sure how they calculated this time down to the minute, given nobody had a digital watch and there was no race clock, but I will take their word for it.
That is really all you need to know, so feel free to stop reading here. However, if you have nothing better to do, read on. I could, of course, at this point provide for you a detailed account of each of those sixteen days but really, after about the first four or five days, pretty much everything that was even remotely interesting had already happened at least twice and all we were doing was walking slowly north across sea ice. Not that the sea ice didn’t provide its own unique challenges, but we left the only bit of actual topography that required navigation on day four and then it was far less easy to get lost.
So, I will provide only the highs and lows of the race itself and not the daily details. Even so, this will still take somewhere around ten or so pages I imagine.
As we had been told, all the participants quickly turned into little black dots on the horizon going in a variety of directions. Strangely, despite the fact we were on sea ice, we spent the entire first day feeling like we were walking up a long sloping hill. I am not sure if it is possible for the ocean to freeze in an uphill direction, but if so, that is what happened. Other race participants confirmed this feeling later. Gary denied that the ocean had frozen, or could freeze, uphill. I’m sure this is some sort of arctic novice faux pas to even ask such a question.
Our team had painstakingly created over 20 waypoints to keep us on track over Batthurst Island, which turned out to be a good idea because we were never lost, never ended up falling off a cliff, and generally knew where we were at all times. Actually, a lot of sentences involving the map began with, “I think we are here….” Then, assuming that assumption was correct, we could pretend we knew where we were going next. Everything was much bigger than it looked like it would be from the map.
[Photo: Batthurst Island]
[Photo: Batthurst]While the best teams only took two days to cross the island, those of us in the back spent considerable time on land. We had a couple meet and greets with each other along the way. For example, my team had mapped the exact same route as James Hooley (the only solo racer) and we saw his tent the first two nights before he just left us in the dust (snow in this case).
[Photo: Arctic Landscape]The race organizers had warned us about following ski and snowmobile tracks because they were not necessarily going in the direction we would want to take. This is easier said than done when you are going in the same direction. Given we were the slowest, we were always seeing tracks. James’ were a case in point – we honestly were not following him, but it was hard NOT to follow his tracks. We decidedly DID NOT follow him when, for all intents and purposes, it looked like he had jumped off a cliff to his death. His pulk tracks just ended at the lip of this really steep cliff. Fortunately he survived and told me later that trying to descend there had been a very bad idea. We, I thought wisely, chose an easy descent into the same valley.
On the following track business, somewhere between checkpoint two and three we came across what could only be referred to as the Polar Challenge freeway – at least five or six of the teams had just joined the line and followed the tracks. We were not an exception. Who knows how many miles this could have added to our trip, but it sure made it easy not to think about navigation for a day.
We had a happy reunion with Team Shepperd and the Cheeserollers on day four. Their trip across Batthurst had been considerably more interesting. With only four waypoints, they spent one day going only 5 nautical miles as they tried to navigate around the considerable topography. They spent another day being followed by a baby Musk Ox for 11 nautical miles, listening to its plaintive bleats until it just laid down in the snow. In fact, it is my assertion that the Cheeserollers would have been contenders for first place, but for the navigation issue. Also, they stopped to role cheese down some ice features and I’m sure the first place team didn’t do this. You can watch the arctic cheeserolling on YouTube. Evidently, while a traditional practice in Gloucestershire, it has been outlawed for health reasons. No such constraints exist on international waters, so they cheese rolled away.
[Photo: The only color I saw the entire time]Once the Cheeserollers passed us, they left us nice messages in the snow, not that we saw all of them because of course we were not following their tracks. However, they had clearly taken the highway too. It was fun to get the messages.
Our days fell into a routine. After quickly and efficiently setting up our tent (Dell and Ellen’s job), I would get the stoves going and begin to melt ice for water and food. We would eat dinner, melt our water, make our scheduled call to the race organizers, and be in our sleeping bags by about 9:00. We would get up at 3:00 am. I would then make breakfast, boil water for our hot liquids for the day, and melt more ice into water. We would pack up and be on our way, usually about 6:00 or 6:30. After pull pole at 6:00 (or so) we would proceed to walk very slowly for the next twelve hours, or sometimes thirteen, with breaks that just got longer each day. We would then repeat the process described above.
I spent all my time while in the tent sitting by the stoves. I learned to enjoy watching steam rise, ice melt, and water boil as the primary forms of evening entertainment. I also said, “what did you say?” a lot because the stoves were really loud and most of the time I couldn’t hear what was going on in the rest of the tent, meaning about six inches from me since the tent was pretty small. I managed not to burn any meals and only burned a small hole in the tent itself. I did, however, melt the lids off two nalgene bottles, rendering one of them unusable. We had been issued dog bowls to eat out of and one of these broke before checkpoint one, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t my fault – they were cheap dog bowls.
During the days, our travel schedule initially followed a 90 minute walk, then 3 minute break routine. We would then stop and drink and eat things. We also ate while we were walking, so drinking liquids was the primary goal of the break. We were supposed to be very militaristic about the timing of the breaks, but we never accomplished a three-minute break. After about day four, we kicked it up to a two-hour walk and a six-minute break, but even then we were not particularly militaristic about it. Finally, except for really bad weather days, we gave up on timing the breaks all together and I’m fairly sure they were about ten minutes. Finger numbness was generally the motivating factor to get moving again. Each break required about 10 minutes of finger warming afterwards.
Our general pattern of travel tended to be single file with each of us alternating with navigation and taking up the bear watching position in back. However, it became clear that our differential paces were gong to make travel incredibly arduous. For the faster walkers it was difficult to go slow and wait. For the slowest person, the days were a challenge of keeping up and only getting the scheduled breaks instead of the multiple waiting breaks we were enjoying, not that standing around getting cold is enjoyable. Depending upon who was leading, the distance between us would grow to such a degree that if a polar bear were to wander by, we would have been helpless to do anything about it. I spent considerable time in the back of the line in order to ensure that at least two of us were together, even though we were only armed with the bear sparklers. Dell usually scurried off well beyond earshot with the gun.
We found out later that Team Global Village had seen somewhere between 9 and 11 polar bears, been followed by the same baby Musk Ox as the Cheeserollers for 2 days and saw a slaughtered seal. The Cheeserollers and other teams had seen polar bears too. Team 1010, we found out, was charged by a polar bear and had to shoot the gun at it. We managed to navigate through what is called “polar bear alley” without seeing any polar bears at all. We did see a herd of musk ox moving quite quickly in the distance. Fortunately, they didn’t come near us since we had not been trained on what to do if stampeded by a musk ox herd.
I enjoyed navigating across Bathhurst and while the slowness of our pace was frustrating, it was off set by the fact there were hills to climb up and down and the map to check. I had known coming into the race that we would never win or be competitive, but I had thought we would race, meaning that at least some effort would be put into competing, which would inevitably require some amount of discomfort. Not so.
On day four, having only covered half the distance to Checkpoint One and needing to cover a bit over 50 nautical miles to stay in the race, we experienced a bit of a Lord of the Flies moment where the frustrations of going so slowly were openly vented. This happened during the middle of a steep descent into a gully. I am sure that courses teaching interpersonal team relationships could use us as a case study on how not to handle conflict.
I have empathy for being the slowest person on a trip, given that I spend a considerable amount of time climbing with people that are faster than me and am used to statements such as the following: “Debbie, if you move faster, we will get back to the car before tomorrow.” Or “Debbie, try to move your body in a forward direction instead of flinging your arms and legs sideways. It is more efficient.” Or, “Debbie, it hurts the same amount if you go fast or slow.” To which I tend to reply, “just leave me here,” because at the point these statements are typically uttered the idea of sleeping in the middle of the trail is quite appealing. While I am sure my many climbing partners have been tempted to do just that, they have all patiently waited for me to scuttle forward at an agonizingly slow pace. To them I apologize for my slowness and have a new appreciation for their torment. As a result, I tried to keep my comments during the team melt down to the more fact based ones. My contribution went along the lines of outlining the math. While I am not being very good at math, especially story problems, I figured that if it took us 4 days to go less than 50 miles and we still had over 50 miles and three days, things did not look so good for our ability to make it to Checkpoint One. Furthermore, if we had to melt ice for five hours a day, that meant we had to sleep less, walk more, or walk faster. We ended up walking more and sleeping less for the next few days.
As a result of the team melt down, I abandoned any pretense that this was a race or that I should try to compete as if it was. Instead, I decided that I was on slow amble to the North Pole. While the pace remained slow, at least the stress of having to try was lifted.
[Photo: Bathrooms at Checkpoint One]After the team melt down, Ellen decided my nickname would be “JR” for “just right” as in “not too slow,” and “not too fast”, but “just right.” The three bears analogy also meant that I was “baby bear,” assuming baby bear is part of a dysfunctional nuclear family where papa and mama bear don’t really talk to each other and instead rely upon their child to mediate all communication. I preferred to also think of it as in I was always correct.
Given weather and terrain considerations, we spent a lot of time walking single file.
[Photo: Walking Single File]You would think that spending time walking slowly north would provide ample opportunity to discover the meaning of life, your place in the universe, or puzzle through the big life decisions you need to make. Perhaps some people did these things.
For me, the internal conversation went something like this:
I’m so bored.
We are walking so slowly.
How could anything be more boring than this?
I need to think about something.
I know, I’ll think about the public policy syllabus I have to write.
…
That was boring.
Ok, do I have anything interesting to think about?
…..
Evidently not.
My life is a failure…
That is simply not an uplifting thing to think about.
…
I’m so bored.
Let me look behind for polar bears.
Nope, no bears.
Maybe I’ll drag my ski poles for a while.
….
That was boring.
Ok, I really should think about that syllabus.
….
I have an idea for the first part of the class.
I can’t stop and write it down.
Perhaps I’ll remember it.
….
Nope.
How many minutes until the next break?
Yay, boredom to stop in twenty minutes.
Let me see how long I can make this piece of candy I just pulled out of my pocket last.
I’m so bored.
I know, I’ll write a song describing our trip.
….
Crap, now I have a song that I made up making endless loops in my head.
It is a horrible song.
I’m so bored.
Are there any polar bears behind us yet?
Nope.
Maybe I’ll put on a different hat.
That took five minutes.
Wow, this fur microclimate thing really works.
Now I’m too hot.
I’m so bored.
Oh, there is an interesting piece of ice.
[Photo: Interesting Ice]…
I’m so bored.
Now the clouds have flattened the light.
I didn’t see that hole I just fell in at all.
Now I’m bored and I can’t see where I’m going.
If I break my leg I wouldn’t have to continue.
But then I would be a quitter and I’d still have to walk to the next checkpoint with a broken leg.
I’m so bored.
Only 200 miles to go.
It went on like this for days. Literally.
That is not to say we didn’t talk. While Dell and Ellen didn’t spend much time talking to each other, I would spend time talking with both of them at different points during each day. Ellen and I talked about a lot of things, including the social construction of beauty, political philosophy, art, music and politics. We tried to tell each other in as much detail as possible the plot lines for movies we had seen and books we had read, which is much harder than it sounds. She told me The Shining with lots of little extra factoids. I told her the plot to Buckaroo Banzai: Across the 8th Dimension. I also told Ellen the basics of Plato’s Republic and promised an entire series of lectures on Western political philosophy. Rest assured, this did not make us move faster.
I also tended to go on in great detail about climbing trips I’ve been on or specific climbs I’ve done. I am sure this was as boring to Dell and Ellen as Western Philosophy. Unless you are a climber, hearing someone describe the moves to this really cool climb they did is probably up there with how to wire a house or do plumbing, except way less practical.
We did make an attempt to incorporate Dell into the story telling idea, but he had no interest in talking about the plotlines of fictional works. He preferred to tell stories about himself, he said. Dell’s primary communicative topics included his job, his life, beer, how much pot he smoked, how much things cost, and the fact global warming doesn’t exist. At the end of sixteen days, I had heard all of Dell’s stories more than sixteen times. Dell and I had basically the same conversation every day in my own personal version of Nietzsche’s eternal return, or the movie Groundhog Day, whichever reference you prefer. I think this probably had to do with how much pot he had smoked.
There were moments of epiphany during the trip that made for a better experience. At some point I realized that the lecture on how to dress for arctic conditions doesn’t have to be followed step by step – you can mix and match your clothing options. After that I wore more clothes.
One of the more significant epiphanies occurred during a break when I complained that we couldn’t really drink our drinks because they were too hot and we were burning our tongues. I was devising a complex scheme, involving heating liquids to different temperatures designed to have cooler drinks in the morning and the hotter ones that would cool during the day. Then we looked around and remembered what we were sitting, walking, sleeping, and sometimes skiing on – ice and snow. Problem solved.
A different problem emerged when the wind picked up, the clouds come down, and visibility was limited to a couple hundred yards. During conditions such as these, it was difficult to find something to point to for navigational purposes. One day, somewhere around day six, we were struggling forward under these conditions using the GPS, which tended to send us in big s-curves because of its sensitivity. Finally, we discovered that given the fact we wanted to head north and that the wind was coming from the north, it made much more sense to just point our heads into the wind and go. Problem solved.
Our days of walking did have some fairly nice moments. The sun never sets this time of year and instead circles around all day. In the mornings, the sun would be to the east, by mid-day it was behind us, in the evenings to the west, and then during the “night,” it was in the north. On a sunny day when you could see the snow and ice features, it was a beautiful and stark landscape.
I remember one moment when the clouds had lifted around mid-day. I looked behind me and the entire world was sparkling. The sun was hitting the snow just right. There was a different morning early on where the air was sparkling because the sun was catching the ice crystals caught by the light breeze. I saw for the first time ever a perfect snowflake – like the kind we make paper cut outs of but don’t ever really get to see. Furthermore, while ice rubble could be frustrating to get through, it was often beautiful and provided for interesting formations.
[Ice Rubble]
[More ice rubble]Of course, not enough nice things can be said about the taste of a toasted cheese sandwich or the people who made these at each of the checkpoints.
Our days continued in the same general pattern with the exception of the two-day storm, which we hit right before checkpoint two but the forward most teams hit at the finish line. Because we were not racing, we had two very short days with high winds and no visibility, this wasn’t so bad because we just spent more time in the tent sleeping. We continued to slog forwards very slowly day by day, bringing us closer to the finish line.
Finally, we had about 26 miles to go and two days to finish the race. We had been navigating over the last bit of island and were getting ready to finish the day. Our path had taken us through this valley on a windless sunny evening and as we considered stopping for the night. Dell argued we should keep moving because it was so nice but Ellen wanted to stop because she was tired. I wasn’t tired and had been enjoying the weather, but I was also trying by this point to not win the race, since this was the only thing I could conceivably try to do. Thus, I was truly ambivalent about the matter of continuing versus stopping. After a rather tedious discussion, we decided to pack it in for the day, but then to try to finish the last miles in one long walk that would include putting the tent up for a dinner break. If we decided we couldn’t make it, we would just camp a few miles from the finish line and get there in the morning.
The fastest teams had crossed the finish line around the time we had arrived at checkpoint two. However, Team Global Village was still somewhere around because they kept camping within sight of our tent. They seemed to be on a more night-based schedule than we were, so they would show up after we went to sleep and we would be gone before they would get up. We preferred the “day” for walking. Another rather unexplained arctic condition is that even though the sun never sets, it is decidedly colder at “night.”
On this last day, Team Global Village passed us while we slept and we ended up converging at the magnetic North Pole. It was pretty fun to hang out on a beautiful sunny day at the North Pole, which was otherwise a very anti-climatic place. Given that its location is currently on ice, there are no markers or indications that you are actually there. I planted my ski pole in the ice to serve as something to take pictures of. It probably was not on the exact location, but close enough.
[Photo: Me at the North Pole]
[Photo: North Pole, perhaps]After about an hour of hanging around (neither team was particularly time conscious at this point), we all set off together for the finish line which was still about 14 nautical miles away. We stayed together for about five hours, but then Team Global Village decided to head off and refused our offer of dinner. They went on to finish the race while we set up the tent and cooked dinner. At this point we realized we probably should have been having our dinners for breakfast the entire time – they provided more energy and didn’t burn off after an hour like the oatmeal we had been eating for 21 days. Also, we should have tried this setting up the tent for dinner thing more often. This epiphany was a bit too late to implement.
By 9:30 we were back on the ice for the final six-mile push. For us, this meant six more hours of walking at one nautical mile per hour (though we did end up doing it in five hours). Since we had been up since 3:00 am, this was turning into our longest day. In order to get us through the next few hours, I embarked on a lecture of western political thought. Since I had already told Ellen all about Plato, I began with Aristotle and two hours later had made it up to Locke. We were having a discussion about the labor theory of value and the meaning of private property when it was time for a break. Upon resuming our walk, both Dell and Ellen decided they preferred silence to my lecture. Understandable, really.
We finally reached the finish line at 1:30 in the morning and crossed over it before anybody noticed we were there. Then we sort of stood around waiting for somebody to realize we had arrived. Global Village had made it in a few hours before us and were asleep. There were no cheese sandwiches because the plane had forgotten to bring the bread. I was crushed.
We learned upon our arrival that all the rest of the teams had only just left that morning. The storms had made flying impossible and while we had casually been walking towards the finish line, all the rest of the teams had been sitting around waiting for a plane. Fortunately someone had brought a deck of cards. However, all of a sudden our trip didn’t seem so bad – much better than doing nothing for five days.
Not that there wasn’t anything to do – there was a nice peak I wanted to climb the next day, but we didn’t have time. Dell went out to see a wrecked plane. There was the abandoned “weather” station, meaning cold war military installation that we could look at. We had to walk through the installation to get to the runway and it was quite interesting– they left everything when they departed, the trucks, the buildings, the refrigerators full of food.
Unlike the other teams, we got a plane ride out the day after we arrived and were back to Resolute and real food that evening. More than the food, the shower after 21 days was divine. It was still another two days before we were able to leave Resolute for home, but these days went fast. Finally, after 30 days away from home, and 21 straight days of camping in the arctic, I landed back in Honolulu where life quickly got back to normal.
It has taken me some time to process the race and figure out how to tell the story. I had gone in thinking I would be physically challenged, which was disappointingly not the case. However, I had also gone in with an interest in confronting my fear of the cold – and came to realize that the cold is not that big a deal. Of course, as we all know, the temperatures were unseasonably warm.
People often ask what motivated me to do this race. One might ask, why bother racing at all. I thought about both these questions in my attempt to think something interesting while in route to the North Pole. As to my motivation, that is easy – if given the opportunity to do something new and see a part of the world I have not been, I will say yes. Typically this means I have to write a conference paper. Furthermore, unlike Dell, I do believe there is significant evidence that human-made emissions are having an impact on global temperatures and I wanted to see a part of the world that we have forever altered before it is destroyed.
On our way to Resolute we traveled with a guy named Tyler Fish who was on the first American team to make it unsupported to the geographic North Pole. This means that they spent 52 days on the ice, carried much heavier pulks (280+ pounds) because they would not get resupplied, hit open leads they had to swim across, and had to deal with ice drift. Tyler gave us a slide show about his trip before we left on our own. As he depicted in his slideshow – the arctic ice has been slowly shrinking in recent decades with 2007 marking the least ice ever seen in the region. While 2008 had more ice coverage than 2007, it was the thinnest ice ever recorded. In 2009, he said, teams making this trip didn’t have to swim across open water until day 45. In 2010 they were swimming in the first two weeks. In other words, the landscape of the region is changing and, sadly, my selfish desire to see it has contributed to that change.
On the issue of why a race, I look at it this way. Numerous books have been written about the 19th century expeditions to the North and South poles and their spectacular failures or successes. While clinging to the belief that western technology and skills were superior to those used by the local population, many North Pole trips have ended in tragedy. It should be noted that without aircraft, these journeys were considerably longer and often included having your ship frozen in ice for more than one winter.
Today, you don’t have to walk to any part of the most northern regions – you can just fly there. Furthermore, if you do decide you want to walk north, you can catch a ride on a plane to come home, as we did. We also have way better gear. In other words, to make something extreme by today’s standards means increasing the intensity of the experience, given that everything else has already been done. We are still trying to find the edge, but all the geographic and tangible edges have long since vanished.
You can see this phenomenon in other areas as well. In my sport of choice – rock climbing, people are pushing both the grades and the experience. The Eiger, for example, used to be one of the mountaineering test pieces of the Alps. It was recently soloed by a climber named Dean Potter who climbed its sheer north face without ropes, all alone, with a small base-jumping parachute on his back. I could go on, but you probably get the point.
Even someone as ordinary as me can now be outfitted with the appropriate gear to survive the arctic. Racing, it turns out, is a way of keeping the edge and pushing that edge. It also turns the challenge inwards, making it personal. Of course this doesn’t mean I want to race everything, but it does provide some insight into why something like Extreme World Races exists and why people would want to participate. On a more practical level, mounting your own expedition to the North Pole requires lots of planning and organization. Doing it this way means someone else books all the flights and worries about the details. This in itself is a tremendous value.
So, the last question I am asked is would I do it again? The answer is of course, yes, but only if I could race it this time. However, I also am ready for something different. In all the excitement of getting back, I missed the registration for the Canadian Death Race – a 147 km race with 17,000 feet of elevation change. It isn’t nearly as far as the Polar Challenge and it involves mountains, which I like. Also, it isn’t as cold and I wouldn’t have to ski, but significant pluses. I think that might be a good challenge for next summer. Who is in?
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